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UT women have 7 turnovers and only 5fg?! Gotta pick SC on this one.

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Litigation Tracker at @justsecurity.org now monitoring 109 cases. The 4 most recent⬇️ - IRS data sharing with immigration enforcement authorities - Dismantling U.S. African Development Foundation - Large-scale reductions in force - Ban on DEIA in federal grants www.justsecurity.org/107087/track...

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Walking into the living room as my wife is watching White Lotus S1. I turn to see what it’s about only to see Steve Zahn’s junk in HD! 😳

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Booked our flights to NY for May and my wife asked why we upgraded to first class. Me: if I’m gonna burn up at 35,000 ft, I wanna have a comfortable seat!

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There are more confirmed cases of measles in Texas than there are trans athletes in the entire U.S. Republicans are worried about one but not the other….🖕

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Since Hegseth scrubbed all mention of the Elona Gay from the DOD websites, what’s he gonna do when he discovers there’s a car called the “TRANS-Am”? 🤣

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Pete Hegseth has gotten the Pentagon to scrub a photo of a B-29 Superfortress ‘The Enola Gay’ (named for the pilot's mother). It was the plane that dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, but the pilot's mother's name was "Gay." We are not just a country being run by bigots, we are one run by stupid ones.

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Boston Mayor Michelle Wu at the House hearing on sanctuary cities: "If you wanted to make us safe, pass gun reforms. Stop cutting Medicaid. Stop cutting cancer research. Stop cutting funds for veterans. That is what will make our cities safe." Mic drop! 🎤

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Why are we letting the guy who keeps blowing up rockets, oversee our air traffic controllers?

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My actions had consequences!

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Purdue lost to Illinois? I guess even a blind dog will find a bone, once in a while! 🤣

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Might save a life.

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Stranger: what does that tattoo mean? Me: it means I can’t be trusted with $500 cash.

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After the day I had at work, I’m ready to microwave fish and broccoli in the break room!

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Michigan is finally within 1! Not gonna lie….that first half had me worried.

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It’s really not that fckn difficult of a concept.

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Wife: it’s the last of what was in the fridge! Me: so you just put it all in my cup? Wife: want a straw so you don’t spill it on you? Or you wanna get your own next time? Me: love you, more! 😘

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We will not normalize…

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This is not normal.

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Farmers, ranchers, veterans, women, anyone who voted for Trump because you bought into his bullshit…. You’re getting what you fckn voted for so quit bitching and deal with it! The rest of us have to figure out how to survive the mess you made! 🖕

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They always start with the most marginalized groups.

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The don’t give a damn…

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Difference between me and the Lobster in a nutshell. Text from realtor: awww. Who is the fur baby in the photo with you? Wife: That’s my sweet boy Norbert! Me: Patrick, that’s creepy AF. Let’s stay on topic.

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📌On the debate stage in 2016: TRUMP: “Putin said nice things about me. He has no respect for her ... and I’ll tell you what, we’re in very serious trouble.” HILLARY CLINTON: ”Well that's because he'd rather have a puppet as president of the United States.” FACT CHECK: She was 100% correct.

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Therapist: is it possible you have PTSD? Me: seriously? I served in the Army!! That shit was issued to be in basic before I even got my boots!!!

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Man vs bear? Le$bean is also an option! 🤣

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I remember the days when we would all just smile and nod when our crazy relatives said something insane. Now we let them run the country.

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I always feel like I won the lottery after my wife does laundry! 🤣

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It’s like life imitating art. 🤣

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Four years ago we remodeled our kitchen. Gutted the entire thing and bought all new appliances. Lobster wanted a full retro look. Tonight she’s cursing the $6k oven because once again, it’s not heating. Note to self: her immediate happiness isn’t as important as my long term sanity.

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MAGA wants peace the same way an abusive husband wants a happy marriage.

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Me: honey, I think a couple of your plants died. Wife: well, that’s less shit we have to move to NY.

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I kinda became a big deal at work and it’s ruining my life as a lazy ass.

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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

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Spending our Saturday evening watching Empire Records. ‘95 was a pretty awesome year, even for a lowly grunt stationed at Ft. Polk.

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Wife: is that a cocktail in your hand? Me: yep. Decided to have one since I’m not on call. Wife: you never drink anymore so it’s nice to see you relaxing! Me: translation….i go though more wine than a Roman orgy so you having vodka makes me feel less like a lush! 🤣

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March 16 is the March Madness selection! I’m ready to watch something other than the destruction of democracy on tv.

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The FAA has launched a campaign targeted at hiring air traffic controllers after Musk gutted the Agency. I couldn’t make this sh!t up if I tried… 🤔

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Our neighbor passed away and today his family is having an estate sale. As I sat on the porch, watching ppl take items from his home I noticed most of the ppl are older/elderly. Which made me realize….his items will be in an estate sale again for someone else. That’s kinda depressing.

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I have a confession to make. I don’t like pizza. My wife LOVES pizza. We’re having Pizza for dinner for those wondering who’s in charge at my house.

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Dear Every other country…. He’s an addled brain idiot who has two brain cells fighting for third place. Just know, half of us are sorry to inflict him on the world, again. The other half? Well, there’s a reason they don’t get invited to Christmas anymore.

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We dumped our Tesla stocks and cancelled delivery of our Tesla power wall. I have no interest in helping that fckr get even wealthier!

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My wife was told by me and the builder, “no more changes to the house design!” So, of course last night she tells me, “I really do think I want a 4th bedroom”. I miss the days when all it took to make my wife happy was my charm and sense of humor.

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So, Pam Bondi wants law enforcement to have the authority to enter your home and take your guns. But it’s the Dems who want to get rid of the 2nd amendment. 😏

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John Deere?? You mean the big green tractor folks? Kudos!! www.reuters.com/business/inv...

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Happy Thursday, everyone! Just your daily reminder… Fck Trump and Fck you if you voted for him! 🖕

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Wife: I’ll throw my tissue away. Me: you realize all the places my mouth has been? Wife: not during flu season!

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