Because every meal is a test, either you love him, or you don't, and in between meals he lives in existential crisis that you might have changed your mind.
Reading this as I feed my cats who have craftily moved their dinner time from 10pm to 430pm, little by little, over the last year by screaming bloody murder at me. 😂😂😂
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now show me the tuna and clean my toilet
That or he is experiencing Groundhog Day.