Amazon delivery driver delivered my shit so quiet that the dog didn’t even bark (he barks at delivery people 99.9% of the time) That man is missing a calling in cat burglary - ThreadSky

talleyberrybaby.bsky.social • 110 days ago

Amazon delivery driver delivered my shit so quiet that the dog didn’t even bark (he barks at delivery people 99.9% of the time)

That man is missing a calling in cat burglary

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ekiilla.bsky.social•109 days ago

Not you inspiring criminals 🤣🤣 everyone has a gift!

stopworkplacebu.bsky.social•109 days ago

😆

ragamon.bsky.social•109 days ago

I've had a few of those in the pass few weeks. My dogs didn't even get off their charging pads but, don't let a leaf hit my house lol

sturnellamagna.bsky.social•109 days ago

Dude is likely a retired ninja.

boredx100.bsky.social•109 days ago

Plot twist, the driver is really eight cats wearing a human suit.

jadeunstable.bsky.social•109 days ago

Off topic but, will there be a jokesonyoupod account on here? So I can follow.

lme11.bsky.social•109 days ago

I cringe when I hear the truck stop in front of the house. I know what's coming. Bark bark bark bark 😂🤣

kswizz.bsky.social•109 days ago

all his skill points went into stealth 🥷

collier74.bsky.social•109 days ago

We don't know that.

still-rusty.bsky.social•109 days ago

I've had a couple of these recently. They're amazing!

lovelydescent.bsky.social•109 days ago

Amazon is just the side hustle

bellaviccri.bsky.social•109 days ago

He might be the pink panther

rockiiiiroadd.bsky.social•109 days ago

😭😭😭😭

whalepsychiatrist.bsky.social•108 days ago

Maybe Amazon is his day job and burglary is his night job, you know we be needing to jobs in this economy.

easilychaotic.bsky.social•109 days ago

I’m so jealous! My delivery guys bang on the door like they’re the police.

grizzy333.bsky.social•109 days ago

Here lately my Amazon deliveries have been silent too! And Same with my dog, no barking. 🧐

apacheme.bsky.social•109 days ago

That very same thing happened to me yesterday. All 3 of my dogs missed it and they bark if a fly breaks wind.

msshai.bsky.social•110 days ago

How you know he don't got two jobs?

talleyberrybaby.bsky.social•110 days ago

littleredhot.bsky.social•109 days ago

Or they’re Batman

goldberginmd.bsky.social•109 days ago

Or dog burglary

lory-12.bsky.social•109 days ago

Sounds like Iike my dog. 99% bark rate.

amentalfracture.bsky.social•109 days ago

I’m imagining the “sneaking music” from old cartoons following them around during their deliveries.

hkarmaman.bsky.social•109 days ago

He may be a retired Ninja!

gms54.bsky.social•109 days ago

My Amazon drivers have been incredibly quiet too! I don’t even know they’ve delivered until I get a notification on my phone. I look out and they’re driving away…..

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