Columnists have to keep doing harder and harder drug combos to come up with clickbait that keeps them employed. I'm guessing this was PCP and meth up the bum while doing hot knives of hash.

I don't blame the writers, it's the editors who choose this to print.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/gavin-newsom-president-trump-20257133.php