Love my new morning routine of waking up, brewing some coffee, logging on and checking the End Times Billboard to see what new Calamities were pinned there overnight. Then I ride that cortisol high, like I'm surfing on piranhas and broken glass, baby. - ThreadSky

chuckwendig.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Love my new morning routine of waking up, brewing some coffee, logging on and checking the End Times Billboard to see what new Calamities were pinned there overnight. Then I ride that cortisol high, like I'm surfing on piranhas and broken glass, baby.

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uncommonman1941.bsky.social•2 days ago

How about you share the url?

alpenglowfire.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lmaooooo so true. Relatable.

kwijn.bsky.social•2 days ago

I can't wait the 4 minutes for the brew. Got yesterdays cold left over coffee on tap. Instant acceleration into madness.

hopeforbella.bsky.social•5 days ago

LOL. Thank you! Sadly.

voxevangeline.bsky.social•2 days ago

I put Rachel on first thing in the morning with my cup 'o Joe. Her bleak reporting is softened by her enviable smile and humorous turn of phrase. So, for one brief hour, I feel a false sense of hope that all of this could be chimerical (chimerical: not real, existing only in the imagination).

pnutsgrama.bsky.social•2 days ago

I should save her recording for mornings 😉😊

markusenofan.bsky.social•2 days ago

I sit on the toilet and work on my "Jardiance: The Musical!" project. Still in character development...

ogami-itto.bsky.social•2 days ago

elmobones.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just cortisol surfing the Jackpot

judyblackcloud.com•5 days ago

Love starting the day with poison injected straight into my eyes at top speed

robbiestar.bsky.social•2 days ago

The media should be held accountable for inciting anger through lies and misinformation every single day. Did you feel like this the last 4 years? No? Because they didn’t want you to. Now they do.

yzerplan2028.bsky.social•2 days ago

🖕

sunnydays25.bsky.social•2 days ago

I hear you

sarahmackattack.bsky.social•5 days ago

🫠❤️🫠

quiltbunny.bsky.social•4 days ago

Almost exactly what I do before I put on my hair shirt and shoes I outgrew years ago to go to my job in healthcare. Living the dream, even when it’s a nightmare

momof2vizslas.bsky.social•2 days ago

Samsies!

buebs.bsky.social•5 days ago

https://act.moveon.org/survey/impeach

standardtree.bsky.social•5 days ago

Don’t forget to get some snugs from your people to balance it out. Developing a discipline with this app is the healthiest thing you can do. Bitter news pairs well with coffee anyway.

But don’t forget to get snugged after.

judyblue007.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think there's a name for folks like you!

amberlee.bsky.social•5 days ago

OMG - me, too! Yay?

jessicarobot.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yup. My interior voice is “what fresh new hell awaits me now?”

thewanderingmedic.bsky.social•5 days ago

I may have to reread Wayward, need to see some bad stuff happen to white supremacists.

erin1reads.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sold. It just moved up in my TBR.

chuckwendig.bsky.social•5 days ago

Definitely the highlights of writing those two books was, in fact, doing bad things to white supremacists.

timothybills.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ya it’s hard to find the good news lately. Pretty grim

kevinstreet.bsky.social•2 days ago

Is this a water wave mixed with piranhas and broken glass, or is it a wave ENTIRELY composed of carnivorous fishies and glass shards? 'Cause the second one is quite a mental image.

doikeit.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah, earlier today I decided I was exhilarated, not panicky.

lorij.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m just stress eating 😩

tam5.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yep. Weeha! Woohoo! And all that jazz. oof

escapingorange.bsky.social•2 days ago

I've been in fight or flight since election Day

hypple.bsky.social•2 days ago

mm hmmm election day 2016 😱🤬

debigliori.bsky.social•4 days ago

The third stage of your morning routine could use some work. Maybe return to factory settings? Wake up, brew coffee, drink coffee and head outdoors ( I know, what heresy is this, pray?) for air, birds and sky appreciation.
Before such pleasures are outlawed by the Godawful.

drosie.bsky.social•2 days ago

I totally relate.

kamwick.bsky.social•2 days ago

Seems more like an adrenaline high? 😳

betsydornbusch.bsky.social•5 days ago

I avoid all End Time Calamities until evening so I can save my existential crises for bedtime.

inelsamo.bsky.social•2 days ago

🙌🫣

agpir.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hilarious because so many of us can relate. Thanks for the laugh. LOL

censored4truth.bsky.social•2 days ago

Adrenaline rush!

elonispsycho24.bsky.social•2 days ago

Calamities! Catastrophies! Cataclysms! Ahhhh..coffee😏

sadiehartmann.bsky.social•5 days ago

The worst part of all of this is when my brain tries to fantasize about what could have been. The far right wouldn't be happy. obviously, but they wouldn't be at a daily threat-level-red-alarm chaos like this shit.