I have been searching for my phone for 2 hours. Guess where I found it? - ThreadSky

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bets.bsky.social • 35 days ago

I have been searching for my phone for 2 hours.

Guess where I found it?

In the vast planes of madness that populate the neverending darkness stretching between the stars

The fridge.

YES!! wtf!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You're kidding me!!! Thought I was the only idiot who did that 🤣🏆

Joins you in the idiot club! 🏆

📞🥶 welp, now you call expect plenty of 'cold calls' from telemarketers. 🤭

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Did you leave it at my place?

And by my place I obviously mean the area of the grocery store where they sell yesterday's sandwiches for half off.

My wife left her car keys in the freezer once and the kids have NEVER let it go.

El Segundo

Right where you left it? 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Medicine Hat

In the last place you looked.

Pocket?

In your hand being used as a flashlight

Inside of a cantaloupe.

Hand ?

In your hand…..

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