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FROM THE ARCHIVES: Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison

I wrote a little poem open.substack.com/pub/jasonvon...

One judge arrested. One handbag stolen. One defense secretary's face fully rouged. This is probably the weekend it all turns great again.

Thank God I missed that event 🤣

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

Oh no, was it someone they voted for? www.kcur.org/education/20...

Okay, Easter and Lent are over. THIS is probably the week it all turns great again.

Not the same indeed.

Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death

Wrote a silly thing. I hope it makes you happy. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Making America Illiterate Again www.argusleader.com/story/news/p...

Our tax dollars at work. Taking books from children > Curing cancer filling potholes feeding homeless protecting the environment stopping measles etc etc jesus christ what timeline is this etc www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

These guys are the Stings of making things great again. It's like, just do it already, we've got things to do. #tantricgop #edging

We've seen videos like this before, but usually when you see a tearful wife pleading with the kidnappers who have taken her husband, she's not talking to the U.S. president

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Woke up, check the obituary and found out the fucker still isn’t dead. ☹️

#NationalLibraryWeek #LiteracyMatters

Make America Great (by suing the current dipshit administration) Again

Sorry, I was at lunch, did we get great again yet?

Happy Library Week! Read these books! #library #libraries

Today's the day it probably all turns great again

Elon seems sad. Maybe today is actually the day things turn great again.

Share share share share share! And VOTE Wisconsin and Florida!

If Hooters had started home delivery and called it "Knockers," they wouldn't be going bankrupt.

Today is definitely the day it all gets great again. jk, everything's a nightmare, April Fools!

I feel like this is the week it all turns great again

This will probably be the weekend where everything turns great again

Maybe shooting for great again was an overreach. Maybe just shoot for Fergalicious again and then see how that goes? #mafa

The guy who kept top-secret documents in his bathroom doesn’t think sharing war plans with reporters is a big deal.

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone

It's almost like replacing qualified Black people and women with unqualified white men is a terrible idea.

This aged badly

I'm beginning to think everything's not going to be great again

I had legit completely forgotten this.

If you read a lot of books, then reading one or two books you disagree with or find offensive will not change your ideology. In other words, I just think these book bans are being brought by people who do not read books. Their Goodreads challenges likely go unfulfilled every year is all I'm saying.

I feel totally underrepresented as a millennial in that there were no unnecessary lols in that group chat.

Pete Hegseth’s “ Five things I did this week” email is going to be lit! 🔥🔥🔥

Fox News today

Okay, today is finally the day it all turns great again. It must be true, I read it in the group chat.

In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.

Where does one sign up to be a paid protestor? I need an extra gig if my student loans get jacked up.