server: what seems to be the issue sir?
me: *looking down at the table* i ordered the cheese plate...
server: yes, this is the cheese plate, sir.
me: *eyes narrow* this plate is ceramic.
me: *looking down at the table* i ordered the cheese plate...
server: yes, this is the cheese plate, sir.
me: *eyes narrow* this plate is ceramic.
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Except it probably would be hard, stale cheese, wait no nevermind, ew