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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

submitted 5 hours ago • 86 comments

people on here like to make jokes about butt plugs, but it's actually very serious. without a plug, all your treasures WILL fall out of your butt

submitted 1 hour ago • 8 comments

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get dismembered.

submitted 6 hours ago • 21 comments

Still accurate

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

it's time for

submitted 6 hours ago • 27 comments

i’ve been stabbed, shot at, beaten, had my cheekbone & orbital crushed - now have plates in my cheek, 6 concussions, over 150 stitches, 27 arrests, chased by police helicopters and been in court more than I can count. all in the name of living mas. you’re a pussy.

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

i dispose of my bodies by tossing them in a mixture of cornmeal salt and pepper and flash frying them in a little hot oil served on a paper plate with your choice of cholula or tartar sauce

submitted 10 hours ago • 16 comments

everyone thinks making butt jokes about uranus is funny hahaha giggle giggle well lemme tell you something buddy it's not it's crude and it's juvenile and it's frankly insulting to other planets with equally fat asses - guy rimming jupiter rn

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Velcro: the lovechild of a pornstache and a beaver.

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love

submitted 428 days ago • 60 comments

[david bowie voice] aaaaaaaalLL night! cool american, cool american i want the cool american, aaaaaaaaLLL right! i want the cool american, cool american 🎶

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Running to the ladies' room and shouting “Code Brown!” is the most graceful way to end an interview.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Wait so isn’t anyone who raises chickens technically a chicken tender?

submitted 1 day ago • 161 comments

if one of the astronauts didn't pull their testicles out of their little space suit and say "how bout them astroNUTS," then honestly what was all the training even for

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments