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Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
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Some of you aren’t saving room for Jesus in your skeets and it shows.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

growing out my pubes and french braiding my vagina shut because nothing matters

submitted 14 hours ago • 18 comments

Foo Farters

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m not saying someone’s so pressed I was on the cover of Teen Vogue that they started posting a bunch of misinformation about trans ppl- no wait, I am. I am saying that

submitted 16 hours ago • 73 comments

happy friday homies! if you survive the work week your soul has not been crushed

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

submitted 1 day ago • 164 comments

people on here like to make jokes about butt plugs, but it's actually very serious. without a plug, all your treasures WILL fall out of your butt

submitted 22 hours ago • 26 comments

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get dismembered.

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

Still accurate

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

When a woman posts a sexy skeet, it is not an invitation to tell them what you would do to them or tell them about your privates.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

it's time for

submitted 1 day ago • 42 comments

i’ve been stabbed, shot at, beaten, had my cheekbone & orbital crushed - now have plates in my cheek, 6 concussions, over 150 stitches, 27 arrests, chased by police helicopters and been in court more than I can count. all in the name of living mas. you’re a pussy.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

i dispose of my bodies by tossing them in a mixture of cornmeal salt and pepper and flash frying them in a little hot oil served on a paper plate with your choice of cholula or tartar sauce

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

everyone thinks making butt jokes about uranus is funny hahaha giggle giggle well lemme tell you something buddy it's not it's crude and it's juvenile and it's frankly insulting to other planets with equally fat asses - guy rimming jupiter rn

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Velcro: the lovechild of a pornstache and a beaver.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love

submitted 429 days ago • 60 comments

What are you wearing to the Bluesky Prom?

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments