For almost a decade, I masqueraded as a chicken for a local Oktoberfest celebration. The person walking around with me keeping me from tripping on children and being accosted by drunks was called the "chicken tender". When I put the costume on, it was called the "chicken strip".
I prefer to think of myself as a chicken lover. My chickens want to be held. They like to be talked to and talk back. My girls are my friends. They make me feel good about not wasting food as they gobble up all my leftovers and give me eggs in return. Win Win
Does that make the chickens pre-tender.
And if you ordered chickens but haven't started raising them would that make you a
Chicken pre-tender pre-tender?
And if you were a fake witch who lived in the Canadian north you would be a
Wiccan pretender Tundra chicken pre-tender pre-tender
Not time 4 being funny we're all under assault from our own illegitimate government.This administration was bought n paid 4 by the richest union busting asshole who's also a fucking Ketamine Addict running our government.Put in charge by a Russian asset. What do u see funny about that? Disgusting!
So resisting an orange Russian puppet is to be a total jackass to someone who is trying to brighten a dark world with a little humor? Get over yourself and take your anger out on the real bad guys, store brand Che Guevara.
I like the way you think!
Look at this chicken tender.
(Side note, the hell does the gif mean? "It ends Sunday" just thought I'd bring attention to that.)
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Scans the room and asks “is the bar tender here?”
Ba da bing…
Taking them off your plate would be a good first step.
Aka: Doorwoman or Perch
A parody from the pandemic:
And if you ordered chickens but haven't started raising them would that make you a
Chicken pre-tender pre-tender?
And if you were a fake witch who lived in the Canadian north you would be a
Wiccan pretender Tundra chicken pre-tender pre-tender
Or firm thighs?
And wings to die for?
But when you do, they're delicious!
"I am, literally, a chicken tender"
https://www.etsy.com/fr/listing/1608794102/i-raise-chickens-im-literally-a-chicken
TY 😊
I’m sure you can control your disappointment.
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Delete your account, and talk to a therapist.
Look at this chicken tender.
(Side note, the hell does the gif mean? "It ends Sunday" just thought I'd bring attention to that.)