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Dad, husband, part time gold prospector. This is where I shitpost and share my adventures of prospecting in south east Australia 🇦🇺👇 https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_

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America is gonna back Russia due to DEI

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Guard! Get me my vodka

submitted 10 minutes ago • 0 comments

One of you got Bluesky all sticky. Again.

submitted 34 minutes ago • 5 comments

My vagina is not a role model

submitted 50 minutes ago • 8 comments

Thinking about growing a pouch so I never have to worry if my dress has pockets

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

Wax on, fuck off.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

I talk a lot of shit for someone who barely says anything.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Plz don’t mute me today this is all I have

submitted 10 hours ago • 13 comments

I put on a bra and brushed my teeth before going in public today. Still didn't get laid

submitted 7 hours ago • 24 comments

I’d be a great lump on a log

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

I’d rather throw myself under the bus than wait for you to fucking push me.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about everything and thinking about nothing.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Tell your loved ones that you are fortunate to have them in your life. Every. Damn. Day.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

No. I’m not clever enough to talk to you.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Reply guy said you don't miss sex after ten years Why Reply guy? Why?

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

"You have been chosen" is a hell of a thing to murmur to a stranger in passing.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Ordering delivery till I get the guy that actually delivers

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

I can be a feminist, and still want to get laid I can also walk and chew gum

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

You should definitely give up after failing three times.

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

It’s a beautiful day to feel all warm and full of rage.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

shitpost so funny you feel it in your butthole

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

I don't want to give stupid replies attention. But I'm cranky as hell and will.

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

Listening to a podcast, and they said analist instead of analyst and that's just not an interchangeable word. Thank you.

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

Sorry my joke made you mad about all the evil in the world. Yes, it's all my fault, and one should take it all out on me personally.

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

My name is Jen and I’m a reply guy. It’s been 37 minutes since my last reply.

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

"not like other girls" I say as I flop my cock out to scrub away the smell of failure and 4 kinds of cheese

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I’d be beheaded so fast because there’s no way I could say your majesty unsarcastically

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"What the fuck is wrong with people?" is a thought I shouldn't have to have as often as I do.

submitted 12 hours ago • 12 comments

“Function over fashion” I opine, taking a bite of the meatball sub cradled in the hood of my backwards sweatshirt

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I dont think reply guys know they are reply guys

submitted 5 hours ago • 34 comments

My hand eye coordination while rollin a joint w the breeze goin is that of a stealth ninja

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Me: sorry boss can't make it in today Boss: ok Me: came down with something bad Boss: oh no Me: a bad case- Boss: please don't me: -of loving you

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

“Diarrhea,” such an old-fashioned word “diarrhea.” I’ve barely heard diarrhea but now people are saying it. People say to me, “what is this word?” You know. And they’re saying it more and more.

submitted 2 hours ago • 12 comments

I bet muppet meat is dry af

submitted 481 days ago • 13 comments

America is gonna back Russia due to DEI

Guard! Get me my vodka

One of you got Bluesky all sticky. Again.

My vagina is not a role model

Thinking about growing a pouch so I never have to worry if my dress has pockets

Wax on, fuck off.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who barely says anything.

Plz don’t mute me today this is all I have

I put on a bra and brushed my teeth before going in public today. Still didn't get laid

I’d be a great lump on a log

I’d rather throw myself under the bus than wait for you to fucking push me.

Thinking about everything and thinking about nothing.

Tell your loved ones that you are fortunate to have them in your life. Every. Damn. Day.

No. I’m not clever enough to talk to you.

Reply guy said you don't miss sex after ten years Why Reply guy? Why?

"You have been chosen" is a hell of a thing to murmur to a stranger in passing.

Ordering delivery till I get the guy that actually delivers

I can be a feminist, and still want to get laid I can also walk and chew gum

You should definitely give up after failing three times.

It’s a beautiful day to feel all warm and full of rage.

shitpost so funny you feel it in your butthole

I don't want to give stupid replies attention. But I'm cranky as hell and will.

Listening to a podcast, and they said analist instead of analyst and that's just not an interchangeable word. Thank you.

Sorry my joke made you mad about all the evil in the world. Yes, it's all my fault, and one should take it all out on me personally.

My name is Jen and I’m a reply guy. It’s been 37 minutes since my last reply.

"not like other girls" I say as I flop my cock out to scrub away the smell of failure and 4 kinds of cheese

I’d be beheaded so fast because there’s no way I could say your majesty unsarcastically

"What the fuck is wrong with people?" is a thought I shouldn't have to have as often as I do.

“Function over fashion” I opine, taking a bite of the meatball sub cradled in the hood of my backwards sweatshirt

I dont think reply guys know they are reply guys

My hand eye coordination while rollin a joint w the breeze goin is that of a stealth ninja

Me: sorry boss can't make it in today Boss: ok Me: came down with something bad Boss: oh no Me: a bad case- Boss: please don't me: -of loving you

“Diarrhea,” such an old-fashioned word “diarrhea.” I’ve barely heard diarrhea but now people are saying it. People say to me, “what is this word?” You know. And they’re saying it more and more.

I bet muppet meat is dry af

Trump moving forward with seabed mining despite environmental impacts and international agreements. So on brand.

Making pasta “Fucked Up Style”

Inside me are two weirdos.