Sleep with one eye open, Gary. And remember to take long, soaking brine and vinegar baths, with aromatic herbs to keep you relaxed. Tension ruins your muscle structure.
Go buy a throw pillow. Put it on the floor. Now, everyday for a year go run 5 miles come home and lay on that pillow.
After a year cut the pillow open and taste the filling, that muppet meat, sweat and fiberfill
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After a year cut the pillow open and taste the filling, that muppet meat, sweat and fiberfill