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Jargon-editing pass: "Please replace unnecessary jargon and complex terminology with simple words." #ACES2025

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Wowser!

Looking for a good recipe for this bean I found under the fridge. Must feed a family of four.

The old woman began a slow clap. "Bravo for once again not listening to me about the clams."

Hey Don, you just took a wrecking ball to your own country, put tens of thousands of Americans out of work, fired critical experts in all fields, & now you’ve crushed the stock market & sent the world economy into turmoil with indiscriminate tariffs. What are you gonna do now? “I’m going golfing!

Trump's talking to Vietnam about their tariffs at the same time he's seeking approval for a fucking real estate development in Vietnam. He's decimating your 401k, threating every American's budget, to get real estate deals.

To ‘fleece’ someone means to take something, usually money, from that person in a dishonest way. The noun ‘fleece’ refers to the wool that covers a sheep. When you are fleeced, you are stripped of something much in the way that fleece is shorn from a sheep.

These aren't tariffs. They are a horse's head in the bed of (almost) every world government and business leader.

My wife (Female49) is leaving me (Male59) because I never use acronyms when I talk about things like Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation or Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. AM I THE ASSHOLE?

"We [U of M] just had our first international student disappeared" is a shitty way to start a conversation, but what else have I got.

another sad case of lactose intolerance

Let's get this #ACES2025 started!

anyone see Russia on the tariff list 🤔

Waltz must resign. Hegseth must resign. There must be accountability for this Administration’s dangerous disregard for our national security.

Reading this. It's a lot of fun, if you're into swearing, insults, and literary history

EXCLUSIVE: Mike Waltz's Google Calendar.

𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣,She Etch-a-Sketched

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Happy 82nd birthday to the brilliant Christopher Walken. You may or may not know that he is a trained dancer. And also...a Lion Tamer. 🦁

who amongst us

Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary. I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.

In my recent interview with literacy expert Kate Crist, she said "Librarians are the superheroes of literacy." I worry that these cuts means funding is going to disappear for library literacy programs. It seems like an especially good time to volunteer at a library if you've ever been so inclined.

ME: little miss muffet sat on a tuffet KID: what’s a tuffet ME: it’s like a little bench KID: say bench then ME: …eating her curds and whey KID: what’s that ME: it’s like cottage cheese KID: say cottage cheese then jesus christ

SHAKESPEARE: to be or not to be, that is the question SCHRÖDINGER: see this guy gets it

“Excuse me, waiter?” “Yes sir, is there a problem?” “I asked for my pasta al dente.” “Was it prepared incorrectly?” “I’m afraid it’s a little Chewie.”

The prefix ‘pen’ means “almost.” peninsula = almost an island penultimate = almost the last

pls tell me someone has seen fozzie recently.

The Girl Is Mine by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney

Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest

Even if you accept the premise and decision, which I absolutely do not, it is the simplest thing to phone the visa holder, tell them their visa is revoked and say they have a month to leave the country. Accosting someone on the street like a kidnapping is just a spectacle of terror.

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