Hilarious and spooky sendup of the Grub Street Diet by the lovely @miriamjayaratna.bsky.social, who is not a soul-devouring demon as far as I know.
Reposted from
McSweeney's
"I mumble an apology to my intestines, then gnaw on a delicacy whose frank abomination reminds me of the underworld and has earned me more scorn from New Yorkers than any other act of carnage: a half of an everything bagel with strawberry cream cheese."
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