THIS IS MY PLATFORM NOW.

I saw Jack Dorsey in a dream. He handed me a golden sandwich and whispered, “You’re the chosen one.”

I’m ALREADY running for 2029 — under a NEW LEGAL NAME.

Mondays are illegal. The turkey is my spiritual advisor.

IT’S DUMP TIME, BABY.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🦃👁️