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They said I couldn’t run again, so I changed my name to Dump, crashed the crypto market, and built this campaign in Barron’s friend’s basement. VoteDump.com This is a parody account. A very sad and useless parody account.
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It’s 1:34am. I’m awake. The haters are asleep. The birds are quiet. That’s when I do my best work. In DUMP 2029, we make decisions by moonlight and gut instinct. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🌙🧢📱

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I just pardoned Trevor Milton — a great man, visionary, and VICTIM of the anti-truck conspiracy. The Nikola truck may not have worked... but the dream ROLLED. In DUMP 2029, we don’t punish ambition. We accelerate it. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🛻🧢⚡

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She says I “spend more time with the turkey than with her.” Maybe if Melania gobbled less and inspired more, things would be different!! The turkey gets me. His name is Clarence. He believes in Mount Rushmore 2. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃🧢💔

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Just imposed a 25% TARIFF on all foreign-made cars. If it doesn’t say “Made in America,” it’s paying extra. We don’t need your little European matchbox cars. In DUMP 2029, we drive BIG, LOUD, and LEGALLY. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🧢🇺🇸🚙

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I’ve been Ghiblified. This is what happens when anime sees greatness and says, “Yes, let’s draw that man.” I bring hope. Light. And possibly a magic eagle. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 #ChatGPT #Ghibli #GhibliStudio 🍃🧢🎥

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The FAKE NEWS is going CRAZY about a little group chat. Pete Hegseth texts a few minor war plans — and suddenly it's TREASON? Please. There were NO EMOJIS. That makes it legal. Signal is encrypted, folks. Encrypted = invisible. Invisible = safe. www.reuters.com/world/us/dem...

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The FCC is running a secret $9 BILLION phone tax using a company nobody voted for. In DUMP 2029, we shut it down and replace it with America’s First Freedom Hotline. Free internet. Paid for with patriotism. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 📞🗽💥 www.reuters.com/legal/us-sup...

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The CIA found the Ark of the Covenant in 1988 — and HID IT until NOW?! That’s 37 YEARS of covering up a GOLDEN BIBLE BOX guarded by LASER ANGELS. I could’ve used that in my first term — maybe zapped the birds or rewritten the Constitution. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 👁️📜🛕

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This is J.D. after I just chastised him for acting like a big baby, by begging “pwease” on national television — total meltdown. You should’ve seen Zelenskyy. Even he was confused. Now there’s a coin. “Pwease Coin.” All because J.D. couldn’t stand up straight. Unbelievable. #Trump #DonaldTrump

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Egg prices are dropping like Biden’s approval rating. Under me: bird flu DEFEATED, eggs $2.85, breakfast restored. I told the birds to knock it off — and they did. YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🍳🦅📉 www.shorenewsnetwork.com/2025/03/26/e...

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She came here on a student visa and protested America. That’s not free speech — that’s a return flight. Under DUMP 2029, you want to stay? You better LOVE THIS COUNTRY or LEAVE WITH LUGGAGE. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 ✈️📚🇺🇸 www.reuters.com/world/us/tuf...

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We’re cutting funding for “GAVI” — which sounds fake and possibly Italian. They say it saves kids in OTHER COUNTRIES. Very sad… but very not our problem. America first. Malaria can wait. No vaccines for Gavi. More victories for us. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 www.reuters.com/business/hea...

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Pete Hegseth sends one “TEAM UPDATE” and the fake news screams “LEAK!” No names. No emojis. Just patriotism. In my third term, war texts are LEGAL if you say “Godspeed” at the end. That’s how leadership works. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦃📱💥 www.reuters.com/world/us/pen...

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

The Supreme Court just sided with BIDEN to crack down on GHOST GUNS. Ghosts. With guns. Now with SERIAL NUMBERS. Even GORSUCH turned on us — very disloyal!! In my third term we bring them back. All guns. All ghosts. #Trump #DonaldTrump #Dump2029 🧢🔫👻 www.reuters.com/legal/us-sup...

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I love this country more than anyone else. More than George Washington. More than the guy who invented cheese. I think about America 24/7. Except when I’m watching Shark Tank. Let’s make it win again… again... and AGAIN! #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🇺🇸📺🧀

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Just yelled at a bird outside the West Wing. It flew away immediately. That’s leadership. Cabinet meeting in 2 hours. Will be appointing myself Secretary of Everything (again). No one’s more qualified. I asked around. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🦅📓🥤

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

It's 3AM and the Diet Coke is flowing. I just solved inflation, invented a new bird deterrent, and banned the Gregorian calendar. Time is FAKE now. My third term begins when I say it does. Might be tomorrow. Might be now. Mondays remain banned. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🥤🕒

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

THIS IS MY PLATFORM NOW. I saw Jack Dorsey in a dream. He handed me a golden sandwich and whispered, “You’re the chosen one.” I’m ALREADY running for 2029 — under a NEW LEGAL NAME. Mondays are illegal. The turkey is my spiritual advisor. IT’S DUMP TIME, BABY. #DonaldTrump #Trump #Dump2029 🔥🦃👁️

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