Who called it circumcision and not parsnipped? - ThreadSky

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girlawhirl.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Who called it circumcision and not parsnipped?

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Jews use a knife and then suck the blood out of the screaming baby’s penis with their mouth while another rabbi holds the baby down.

girlawhirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

As I review my day later this evening, I’ll still know I never needed to see this

greatwhiteshart.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Well everyone needs to see this. Why is this allowed?

girlawhirl.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Ask a rabbi, not a Stacy

ffa1984.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Why not “sexual mutilation of minors”. You know, the truth!

girlawhirl.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I guess it just doesn’t have that same joke feel🤷🏻‍♀️

ffa1984.bsky.social•8 hours ago

True!

greglovelace.bsky.social•1 day ago

Off with their heads

girlawhirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

There’s never a guillotine emoji when you need one

greglovelace.bsky.social•1 day ago

Right

spatula8.bsky.social•1 day ago

Abraham, in the Bible. It was actually a misunderstanding. After it was over, God spoke to Abraham: “Art thou hard of hearing? I commanded thee to get CIRCUMSCRIBED. Thou cut off thine WHAT?”

girlawhirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Parsed?

sicburns2.bsky.social•1 day ago

For me it would be sub-parsnipped

girlawhirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤗 well, tuhmahtoe, don’t look at other replies here unless you like being haunted

sicburns2.bsky.social•1 day ago

😱

expostlurker.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I thought it was called tippling.

finnegans.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Not a bad gig -
$150 an hour.
Plus tips.

girlawhirl.bsky.social•20 hours ago

👏🏽

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