"This thing is very important. I'm going to put it somewhere very safe*."
*tucked away very securely in a place I shall never ever remember, ever*
Every goddamn time.
*tucked away very securely in a place I shall never ever remember, ever*
Every goddamn time.
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It's been six years and I haven't seen it since.
The label on the folder is "Somewhere Safe".
"oh shit free oreos at a time that I can't afford snacks! Score! Suck it, past me!"