Twitter's new terms of service have you serving a mandatory four years in the Mars mines should the project ever reach completion within your lifespan.
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Just rewinding a bit. Are you saying that there won’t be free cake? I’m not going if there isn’t Victoria sponge. Should probably just stay over here on Bluesky then.
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So the robots gets to stay on earth looking after the kids while you’re on the surface of another planet mining for Musk?
Something has gone badly wrong…
And once your four years are up, it won't take you long to earn enough for passage home.
By donning the costume and pretending to be an autonomous sex bot.
They promised it would feel like flesh, but nobody stopped to ask why that would be.