Somebody at the supermarket thinks bird flu “is another phony, just like Covid.” - ThreadSky

willmckinley.bsky.social • 33 days ago

Somebody at the supermarket thinks bird flu “is another phony, just like Covid.”

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beverlymann19.bsky.social•33 days ago

It's the Haitian immigrants who are killing the birds, then, I guess.

cherchebuddy.bsky.social•33 days ago

Well sure, the only reason eggs are expensive right now is because the egg people felt it was time to put the squeeze on

marytylerless.bsky.social•33 days ago

>egg people

The _real_ conspiracy. We don’t get eggs from chickens anymore. The space-laser lizard people are doing it.

marcikay.bsky.social•33 days ago

One of my old bosses couldn’t pronounce “avian” and kept calling it “ovarian” flu. If he’d been online back then he would have unintentionally spawned a thousand conspiracy theories.

willmckinley.bsky.social•33 days ago

Like we need more of those!

teamrickandilsa.bsky.social•33 days ago

This is why Bigfoot throws rocks at us!

barry1776.bsky.social•33 days ago

There are medicines for many ailments, but there’s no cure for stupid.

marytylerless.bsky.social•33 days ago

Hand ‘em a bag of birdseed, encourage them to visit a local park with it.

lesbocinematic.bsky.social•33 days ago

💀 gotta love sharing a planet with these people

willmckinley.bsky.social•33 days ago

I feel like this sort of conspiracy paranoia is worse than it used to be.

kphbritt.bsky.social•33 days ago

One word: Instacart!

willmckinley.bsky.social•33 days ago

Inching toward a future where I never leave my apartment.

kphbritt.bsky.social•33 days ago

Welcome to my world.

cafemuscato.bsky.social•33 days ago

There’s a lot to be said for it.

willmckinley.bsky.social•33 days ago

marytylerless.bsky.social•33 days ago

I went to the mall recently to visit the eyeglass place. It felt WEIRD.

thebigtrain2000.bsky.social•33 days ago

I believe that the Illuminati and the Masons are behind all these conspiracy theories.

leelazoe1974.bsky.social•33 days ago

You’re not wrong.

ctmillion.bsky.social•33 days ago

You coughed on them loudly, right?

delphicdeb.bsky.social•33 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 Totally gonna do this the next time I'm in a similar situation. 😈

djloriee.bsky.social•33 days ago

Oh dear lord 🤦‍♀️

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