public affairs officers work their entire lives for the chance to write a press release like this - ThreadSky

alexkirshner.com • 12 days ago

public affairs officers work their entire lives for the chance to write a press release like this

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sturmyweather.bsky.social•12 days ago

hell he could disappear like *that* if he changed his first name to Gay

lakeeffectsnow.bsky.social•12 days ago

Aah jesus fuck, the republicans are going to use this a cassus belli for their bullshit won't they ... this is their Heinrich Lubbe

johngpettus.bsky.social•12 days ago

Any chance this high-profile addition is politically motivated? To reinforce the false belief that there are a lot of drugs coming from Canada to the US (and not vice-versa, which is more true).

doehill.bsky.social•12 days ago

This has been a big story in Canada for weeks.

baltcoin.bsky.social•12 days ago

100% chance, tbh.

drothschild.bsky.social•12 days ago

As Art from Justified said “First thing we’re going to do is acknowledge that this guy is awesome.”

zevfern.bsky.social•12 days ago

You literally can't make this shit up

hudsonhawk.bsky.social•12 days ago

Retired SID here - if I got the opportunity to send something like this I’d be yelling about it forever

youngorst.bsky.social•12 days ago

Buddy of mine was a pro snowboarder at the same time. Said everyone knew. His parties were epic apparently.

liberalneuro.bsky.social•12 days ago

Wow, I guess getting 24th place in one event doesn’t get you the big bucks after all

rishimahalaha.bsky.social•12 days ago

lastthird.bsky.social•12 days ago

FUUUUUCK you beat me to it! LOL jerk well done

benjaminrose.bsky.social•12 days ago

Hollywood of 10 yrs ago would already have a movie in development for this.

offtheupright.bsky.social•12 days ago

Today it gets a shitty Netflix doc it’s a word for a word regurgitation of his Wikipedia page

flmarlins85.bsky.social•12 days ago

A nice day for a White Wedding

joshadhd.com•12 days ago

Last Dance with Marry Jane

freedompimp2012.bsky.social•12 days ago

“Talk about a nose grind”

kissmyass.bsky.social•12 days ago

Difference between him and Pfizer is… paying taxes. Wait…I don’t think Pfizer pays taxes.

doehill.bsky.social•12 days ago

Wedding married his partnership with cartels into a fruitful union.

retiredbaumer.bsky.social•12 days ago

As someone who lamented over boring news releases at work for many years, I think this is beautiful.

mulligan99.bsky.social•12 days ago

Sounds like they should redo the opening scene from The Spy Who Loved Me, but with snowboarding.

cholingo.bsky.social•12 days ago

NYP: Wedding allegedly also orchestrated the murders of several people who owed money to the slope dope

ijspurcell.bsky.social•12 days ago

agent: “director, he was running a meth and heroin ring, not cocaine”

pa director: “i don’t give a shit, i’m keeping it”

kcormier.bsky.social•12 days ago

Deals cocaine? "White" Wedding is sitting right there..

dwinn74.bsky.social•12 days ago

Help catch this guy and put him away so that he doesn't START AGAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN

tedstriker.bsky.social•12 days ago

Don’t worry, that’s what the Harmony Korine movie will be called.

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