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jasonkirk.fyi • 91 days ago

@edsbs.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social Went with the '96 Caravan. Prepare to be purified

*Slaps hood*

You can fit so many sisters with meltas into this thing

I can’t wait to miss 36 shots trying to hit this thing

ORKZ DUHNT MIS WEZ JUS SHOOTAN SUMFIN BEHINDS IT!

jasonkirk.fyi•91 days ago

Me when I'm a car decorated with candles, ribbons, and lobotomized clone babies

I learned to drive in one of those, but it was blue and had the faux wood panel on the side. It could hold so many teens drinking MD 50/50.

“Fits 12 with room for your church organ”

My parents had it in that exact color. Not enough forest green vehicles on the road these days imo.

Back shocks busted like that one time Uncle Ron tried to use it to pull out the stump in the front yard. “Thought this was American made smh”

The Sororitas soccer moms ride again

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