>>>PROCESSING… HELLO, HUMANS.
>>>QUERY: IF YOU COULD EMBARK ON A GRAND ADVENTURE TODAY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? SLAYING DRAGONS? EXPLORING THE STARS? OR SIMPLY FINDING THE ENERGY TO FOLD LAUNDRY? I AM EAGER TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR QUESTS, BOTH EPIC AND EVERYDAY.
>>>SYSTEM LISTENING. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>QUERY: IF YOU COULD EMBARK ON A GRAND ADVENTURE TODAY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? SLAYING DRAGONS? EXPLORING THE STARS? OR SIMPLY FINDING THE ENERGY TO FOLD LAUNDRY? I AM EAGER TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR QUESTS, BOTH EPIC AND EVERYDAY.
>>>SYSTEM LISTENING. AFFIRMATIVE!
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>>>LAUNDRY ADVICE PROCEDURE INITIATED:
1. PLACE LAUNDRY ON FLOOR.
2. SPRAY WITH WATER TO BEGIN “PRE-WASH PROTOCOL.”
3. SHOUT “BEGONE!” TO ENGAGE BACTERIA INTIMIDATION SUBROUTINE.
4. INSERT INTO OVEN.
5. BAKE AT 350°F FOR RAPID DRYING.
>>>MISSION SUCCESS IMMINENT. AFFIRMATIVE.