her:
this eez my hooman. he thinks i haz a plan, but da plan is already in meowtion. he took the bait & eez now in eternal purrvitude to my meowjesty. jus look at his silly lil happie face. so pawable, so meowïve.
Reminds me of our old cat ‘Sampson’ back in the 80’s, he was the ‘cock’ of the neighbourhood, the toughest cat I’ve ever met. His ears were torn and scarred and he only had 3 teeth left at the end. He fathered loads and dogs wouldn’t come near our house ‘cos he was such a twat. RIP you legend
I'm so glad that you are here Mr. Gervais! I absolutely loved After Life! All the cast is amazing and hilarious. I laughed while I cried. Think that there could be some sort of spinoff? Pretty please!
“Hello Pickle! It’s lovely to see you here, on @bsky.app. I’m loving meeting lots of new wooflers and meowzas, with their human staff 😃 Happy weekend, beautiful feline friend!” 😻🐾🐾
She seems dissatisfied with the current turn of events, potential future outcomes and generally everything. But she is all about opportunity for improvement. Hence - plotting.
Because she can see another cat being pet by her master in the screen lol except it's herself. And she can't quite figure out why you're smiling for a change 😋
She’s a cat, she’s always treading the fine line of “do I let him fuss me” or “shall I scratch his eyes out”. It really depends on what’s in tonight’s menu! 😁
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this eez my hooman. he thinks i haz a plan, but da plan is already in meowtion. he took the bait & eez now in eternal purrvitude to my meowjesty. jus look at his silly lil happie face. so pawable, so meowïve.
CAT-A-STROPHIC ! 😂😂
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You foolish fool.
Also, she knows where you sleep