1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o] - ThreadSky

clothingweapon.bsky.social • 597 days ago

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

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valisdheart.bsky.social•493 days ago

So you’ve seen Faces by Cassavetes?

bryandrews.bsky.social•492 days ago

Get in loser, we're bringing aspic back.

kimandgo.bsky.social•597 days ago

all the tradwife girlies always forget the lithium, you can't forget the lithium it's the most important part!!!

dingokayfabe.bsky.social•492 days ago

Lithium, maybe they’d forget, but for a lot of them, only way they’d forget about benzos is by taking to many of them

persephonedarling.bsky.social•530 days ago

look you can keep most of the Trad shit all i want are Qualuudes and the clothes

clothingweapon.bsky.social•530 days ago

i want the trad shit too, but only in a kink way

persephonedarling.bsky.social•530 days ago

ok if a guy who looks like Fred MacMurray wanted to go a few rounds at me for a kink bit I'd not be opposed. I try most anything once

charleskinbote.bsky.social•508 days ago

Well that depends, "Double Indemnity" Fred MacMurray, or "My Three Sons" MacMurray, I could see upsides to either

maruhkati.bsky.social•492 days ago

This is top-shelf skeeting.

sophicsiren.bsky.social•496 days ago

Based on everything I've seen in my grandma's recipe binder (that I totally glued together based on 1980s cross stitch and lace) if you don't have lithium on hand you replace it with oleo and gelatin

clothingweapon.bsky.social•597 days ago

how else are you gonna cope with the pain and tedium of being in the 1950s?

nospoons.bsky.social•494 days ago

Okay, you say this, but doing the dishes has sucked a lot less since getting my weed card. Let's normalize housework under the influence. I think Mrs. Cleaver was onto something.

clothingweapon.bsky.social•494 days ago

i assure you i was not being facetious and believe drugs are a human right

especiallygreatliterature.com•493 days ago

this, to me, is Mad Men

cockdoc.bsky.social•496 days ago

Simpler times 🤩

thryse.com•508 days ago

No, *Valium*!

bexone.bsky.social•495 days ago

Miltown, originally

clothingweapon.bsky.social•508 days ago

make yr own post

thryse.com•508 days ago

There’s no annoying reply energy in making my own post

clothingweapon.bsky.social•508 days ago

right

gayjeffgordon.bsky.social•540 days ago

i know what this needs, garlic salt, sesame seeds, and 2 hours in the oven at 650

mrpieceofwork.bsky.social•495 days ago

"Now, don't anyone touch this until it cools off." It's just a pile of ash.

nessthemess666.bsky.social•597 days ago

Lmao hahahahahahahahaha

joebar.bsky.social•526 days ago

Barbiturates, not lithium.

Lithium salt was a low-sodium salt substitute in the late 1940s. Until it was discovered it killed people. https://content.time.com/time/subscriber/article/0,33009,799873,00.html

drprunesquallor.bsky.social•496 days ago

yeah, my mother was addicted to phenobarbital back in the day. not lithium.

clothingweapon.bsky.social•526 days ago

guards, encase this man in jell-o with stuffed olives immediately

molliestratton.bsky.social•496 days ago

Right away. With or without coconut shavings on top this time?

somethingamyss.bsky.social•526 days ago

I read that as "stuffed ovaries" and ..

joebar.bsky.social•526 days ago

Please, my fate is bad enough already, let's not make it even worse

somethingamyss.bsky.social•525 days ago

Sorry

joebar.bsky.social•523 days ago

Oh no big deal! Peace ☮️

sophicsiren.bsky.social•496 days ago

As the current conservator of my 1950s Grandma's recipe collection you have no freaking idea how hard I am laughing right now

mrpieceofwork.bsky.social•495 days ago

We have a grandmother's recipe box, which I started to digitize once, but gave up, bc WTAF? And I also realized 99% of it was just companies making crap up to sell product.

colin.hoagie.fun•492 days ago

Pretty much all family recipes came from a box of something or a magazine

sophicsiren.bsky.social•492 days ago

I'm well aware, that's part of the charm. Before she died I asked Grandma about one of her recipes. She said it was from a jar and I laughed my ass off. I'm a serious cook , do everything from scratch. I love that my childhood nostalgia food is mostly back of box recipes I thought were homemade.

sophicsiren.bsky.social•494 days ago

That's the beauty of it, you don't actually make most of that stuff, but it's in my grandma's handwriting, and hilariously bad recipes that she clipped from newspapers herself so I hang on to it

alejaburns.bsky.social•530 days ago

the casual psych med abuse to keep women compliant is soooooo chilling. like, the whole 80s fitness craze came about cause women couldnt get meth anymroe or something

ishfery.bsky.social•530 days ago

And yet I'm so jealous

clothingweapon.bsky.social•530 days ago

i think it was actually because coke became so accessible then

sammohung.bsky.social•496 days ago

more of this please

vontraphaus.bsky.social•495 days ago

Both of them able to get Quaaludes. This used to be a country

clothingweapon.bsky.social•495 days ago

mother-in-law nagging after you to take more 'ludes to balance yrself out

vontraphaus.bsky.social•495 days ago

*tutting to her friends as she waits in line at the pharmacy for her 12 cent laudanum*

My no good daughter in law won’t even give her baby whiskey

beerleaguehero.bsky.social•493 days ago

Take us back

josephfinn.bsky.social•492 days ago

I have a collection from Better Homes and Gardens of recipes by decade over the last century and the amount of jello in the ‘50s section is horrifyingly amazing.