My kid, 3yrs old at the time, drew a picture so strange I was able to use it to distract house flies for long enough to catch them with a glass. I'd approach the insect saying politely "Could I interest you in this picture my child drew?" and while they were staring I could catch them 1/2
Only flies which didn't appreciate art escaped my glass - unfortunately this has meant through (un)natural selection my house is now jam packed with art-hating flies, yes every one of them really is a philistine. 2/2
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