Feel like there's a non zero chance that Pritzker loses a bunch of weight ahead of his presidential run, kinda like Mike Pompeo - ThreadSky

unavaleable.bsky.social • 18 hours ago

Feel like there's a non zero chance that Pritzker loses a bunch of weight ahead of his presidential run, kinda like Mike Pompeo

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empressthalia.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Ozempic Pritzker is cursed

kingsgrave.bsky.social•18 hours ago

its like skinny taft, he lost so much swagger

jjarchitect.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Supreme Court Justice!

level5railgun.bsky.social•2 hours ago

He can do whatever the fuck he wants to as long as he wins. I swear to God when he wins (I’m speaking it into existence) I might actually fork out the cash to take the whole family to the inauguration.

maiamindel.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Free soil, free men, free ozempic

rickwaynegarywayne.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Would be a mistake imo. Need a guy who makes JD look like this

get-off-the-xitter.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Would be hilarious if he lost a bunch of weight for the election... then between November and January just put it all back on.

eudynamis.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Noooo

wonkish.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Oh oh oh [imagine Ozempic is crossed out here] he's running!

lowrhoufo.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He's got to at least stay burly if he does. We need a big man

kingsgrave.bsky.social•18 hours ago

we need a big man with a big plan, he will lose all his sauce along with those pounds

mattpb.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Kinda like third-term Roosevelt?

kingsgrave.bsky.social•16 hours ago

fdr lost a lot of weight because he was actively dying, I dont think it was a choice on his part lol

mattpb.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He was also actively running a country! lol

mutatedcunt.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He's been cultivating mass his entire life for this great run across the plains

kingsgrave.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I want fat man representation, they are going to take it from us by forcing him to slim down.

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