The secret chat doesn't exist, but if it did, then there was nothing classified on it, but you can't see the unclassified texts, but it was fine because this was a highly secure method of communication that also a random journalist managed to hack into and also this is a hoax just like RUSSIA
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https://bsky.app/profile/nytimes.com/post/3llahsqcjm22j
https://bsky.app/profile/shaunc.bsky.social/post/3llavz6alvc22
Gru gets sad when he realizes that this is now how his central government "works".