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pucksarcana.bsky.social • 97 days ago

wild horses could def drag me away

Even one wild horse could, definitely, tear me away. Probably a wild foal with an attitude could. I don’t wanna get kicked this early in the morning.

Why am I humming a Gino Vannelli song in 2024?

makes sense. horses are strong as hell

not the horses i know. i hang around with low T horses. real betas.

i thought those were called ponies

they told me they were horses but they could have been compensating

It's a metaphor for loose women

Depending on the stakes I'll probably just walk away on my own once they indicate they're going to get the horses involved

Some squirrels and a three legged cat could easily drag me away at this point

People wildly underestimate how strong horses are.

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