*drinks 2 cups of coffee* *pees 57 times* WHAT IS MY BODY - ThreadSky

anotoriouspig.bsky.social • 50 days ago

*drinks 2 cups of coffee*

*pees 57 times*

WHAT IS MY BODY

Coffee acc3lerat3s your bodys metapolism and also adds to one cup a few more just to be sure 😅

Bodies are roughly 60 percent piss, waiting to be released by a --little-- too much coffee

Omg

I’m over 40 and have a prostate. Let’s have a pissing contest. 😉

Hahaha.How true is that??

I smell a rat. Are fascist laying the groundwork for trump in Canada? WTF.

Yep. You don’t drink coffee. You rent it.

Ha! Welcome to my world, especially on the days I have to take Lasix! Every.Five.Minutes.for about 9 hours!.

It is because it is a diuretic, from the greek "di" to die and "uretic", from peeing.

😂 TRUTH!

*drinks scotch*

welcome to not being 25 any more...

I've been at 3-4 liters a day and peeing 3-4 tines a day. I feel like something is wrong. Lmao

Wait until you try green tea ⛲

I went through a phase around 25 years ago when I drank it constantly

I don't remember if I peed excessively; it was so long ago

Oh... It's a lot worse than coffee for me but maybe there's something wrong with me 🙈

It's a diuretic please drink water after or you might become dehydrated.

Apparently, you're an old man!

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