This dude looks like he’d read through all your tweets looking for hints of illegal activity but also retweet the funny ones from the burner he uses to follow 311 news. - ThreadSky

normcharlatan.bsky.social • 25 days ago

This dude looks like he’d read through all your tweets looking for hints of illegal activity but also retweet the funny ones from the burner he uses to follow 311 news.

Reposted from Ian Carrillo

This is the acting FBI director, who calls himself The Drizz.

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jsaquella.bsky.social•23 days ago

I’m like 90% sure I buy weed from this motherfucker

karriern.bsky.social•23 days ago

And u r my new best friend today! 😂

creatureofhobbit.bsky.social•24 days ago

He looks straight out of the '70s film The Four Musketeers.

creatureofhobbit.bsky.social•24 days ago

matatoeslasagna.bsky.social•25 days ago

He looks like he's about to get his ass kicked by Jim Everett

normcharlatan.bsky.social•25 days ago

*Chris

mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social•24 days ago

awfully charitable of you to assume that anyone in this administration is crafty enough to master such expert-level subterfuge as "burner accounts".

spicybonuscontent.bsky.social•23 days ago

we're gonna miss the Drizz when he's gone

zours.bsky.social•24 days ago

He looks like a quirky Principal in a 2000’s Disney Channel show.

burgboomer54.bsky.social•24 days ago

Yikes

huevosbrancheros.bsky.social•23 days ago

Did he not produce the Bumfights series?

normcharlatan.bsky.social•23 days ago

I think that is Dr. Phil. https://youtu.be/qT76-_e0S_g?feature=shared

clowncone.bsky.social•25 days ago

Ahem.

ginaruiz.bsky.social•24 days ago

He looks like the slimy guy with too much cheap cologne that thinks he's God's gift to women but never gets a date because EW

kallao.bsky.social•24 days ago

🎶Beautifullll disasterrrrrr🎶

thisisme7.bsky.social•24 days ago

Frigging Patel, well they were blaming everything on on bullshit this morning. He also looks hideous like your great description.

meatheadpie.bsky.social•25 days ago

I’ve chewed my cheeks all coked out. And that my friends is what I looked like.

realmikemorin.bsky.social•24 days ago

WTAF!?!? What is this guy's background?

stpaulfly.bsky.social•24 days ago

Pretty sure I scored a lid from this dude from an '84 Camaro in a liquor store parking lot.

jotimblank.bsky.social•24 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

rossimus.bsky.social•25 days ago

Former purveyor of Tres Commas Tequila vibes

benjaminrose.bsky.social•25 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/benjaminrose.bsky.social/post/3lgwqaonel22z

sethpalooka.bsky.social•25 days ago

He looks like he would look through your tweets looking for spank material.

yrocafella.bsky.social•23 days ago

311 out here catching strays like

bareinthewoods.bsky.social•24 days ago

This guy looks like he's said "C'mon baby it's only kinky the first time.." more than once....

normcharlatan.bsky.social•23 days ago

Never doubt the integrity of The motherfuckin’ Drizz. https://bsky.app/profile/dhnexon.bsky.social/post/3lh3243ql322w

normcharlatan.bsky.social•23 days ago

I wonder if the other guy, who they originally wanted and screwed up the paperwork for so they just switched roles, would have done it.

toooldtobetrending.bsky.social•23 days ago

That’s the question I want the answer to as well. Was the Cheeto willing to let it slip just to keep from looking stupid and yet still end up looking stupid daily.

normcorerockwell.bsky.social•23 days ago

This is the plot of a Sliding Doors remake starring Pauley Shore

normcharlatan.bsky.social•23 days ago

Writing in sharpie on my lawn sign: “In this house, we respect The Drizz.”

carpboy823.bsky.social•23 days ago

oh you just skeeted about the same thing, haha

rcmasse.bsky.social•23 days ago

I went to look up this fact on his wikipedia page and apparently the WH fucked up and this isn't even supposed to be his job lol

carpboy823.bsky.social•23 days ago

They must be really mad now that they had to flip-flop his role with the deputy director because they published it backward on the website. (I'm not joking.)

colindurant.bsky.social•23 days ago

The Drizz, whatever sympathies he may have, is probably also a lifer, and for long-time federal LE peeps, there is still a code you abide by.

snowjob.bsky.social•23 days ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Not gonna trust him to protect me, but his people for sure, and they're coming for his people first.

colindurant.bsky.social•23 days ago

precisely. these are the types of dudes that have little respect for civilian, corporate bean counters telling them to fire colleagues they've done dangerous work with over the years.

novadam.bsky.social•23 days ago

this is what it’s going to take. MAGA people are going to have to say no.

I hate those odds but it’s looking more and more like the only hope (at least until dems are off holiday)

pontiustonight.bsky.social•23 days ago

Rack him

mabelloutown.bsky.social•23 days ago

He's absolutely the drummer.

zach-ofalltrades.bsky.social•24 days ago

billy-budapest.bsky.social•24 days ago

The middle management guy who hits on the new analyst at Dave & Busters Happy Hour.

bilgeshakespier.bsky.social•24 days ago

I really do hope the Drizz’s boys in the group chat are screenshotting all these posts and absolutely roasting his ass nonstop. Not because I have anything against the guy — indeed, I honor his service — but because this is the duty of true friends.