One of the (many!) great things about being old is that you can workout 5 X’s a week AND walk an average of 5+ miles daily, then injure yourself putting on a sweatshirt.
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After a recent x-ray and ultrasound on my shoulder, my doctor told me my career in major league baseball was over. I'll need surgery to repair all the rips and damage I've done to it. Sigh...
I recently put my back out lifting the milk out of the refrigerator. Keep in mind that I haul 40 lb bags of dog food around and restrain 150 lb Newfies every day🤦♀️
Oh dear. I do hope it's not too serious. Just ice and ibuprofen? I got a slight tear in my rotator cuff from constantly reaching for my water bottle on the nightstand. Awkward.🙃
I swear, I'm not making this up. Last April, not 1 hour after getting back from a good cardiologist appointment, I came downstairs, wasn't paying attention, missed 2 steps, fell and sprained my ankle.
When life hands me lemonade, someone else drinks it.
THIS. Especially shoulders. What is up with shoulders? I didn't even notice them my whole life and then all of a sudden they're all "LISTEN TO ME BITCH."
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After a recent x-ray and ultrasound on my shoulder, my doctor told me my career in major league baseball was over. I'll need surgery to repair all the rips and damage I've done to it. Sigh...
I'm so over being aware that I have muscles and joints.
When life hands me lemonade, someone else drinks it.