I wish all my male friends a happy birthday by kissing them on the lips. - ThreadSky

brett-taylor.bsky.social • 99 days ago

I wish all my male friends a happy birthday by kissing them on the lips.

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Watters: Men don't wish men happy birthdays

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I make an entire calendar devoted to wishing people happy birthday. Half of them are men! I had no idea I was emasculating myself. Thanks for the manliness tip.

notthefakeben.bsky.social•99 days ago

It's funny. I don't particularly get into my own birthday a lot. But I like telling others happy birthday. To be is a "you're a good person and I'm glad you were born," type of thing. If that makes me less manly... 🤷🏻‍♂️

sonrantoshow.bsky.social•99 days ago

I love birthdays. Had no idea that was just another reason I'm gay.

notthefakeben.bsky.social•99 days ago

JFC dude. I just did a spit take and I didn't even have a drink! Lol

remowilliams.bsky.social•99 days ago

All of these “real men” are the most bitter and empty folks out there. They have no real connections with anyone. They view love as a weakness when in reality it takes guts to love.

colinball.bsky.social•99 days ago

with eye contact

smokincola.bsky.social•99 days ago

This reminds me that I'm pretty sure we have the same birthday and wedding anniversary, which will never stop being cosmically spooky to me.

brett-taylor.bsky.social•99 days ago

it us

pappapepperoni.bsky.social•99 days ago

He also said men couldn’t use a straw and then was photographed using a straw.

nairb-d.bsky.social•99 days ago

A post like this would melt the other app lol

brett-taylor.bsky.social•99 days ago

Kinda wish I could do it on my way out the door.

ivychat.bsky.social•99 days ago

Yes, but next year for my birthday, no tongue, please.

somnonaut911.bsky.social•99 days ago

The radical left has infected Bert with the woke mind virus (felt weird to not have something like this in the replies I'm still adjusting)

brett-taylor.bsky.social•99 days ago

And my eyes just glazed right over it.

remowilliams.bsky.social•99 days ago

Why is it all these arbiters of masculinity are effete fops? Like this guy has ever done anything in his life that got even one molecule of dirt under his fingernails.

brett-taylor.bsky.social•99 days ago

What's extra grating is that it's SO EASY TO SEE what a total put-on it is. Ditto with Trump. They are performing some imagined version of masculinity that is absolutely absurd ... and it works!

sidhickenbottom.bsky.social•99 days ago

For milestone birthdays, I add some tongue

paulh87h.bsky.social•99 days ago

I hope your gift is a tin of Altoids.

tophg.bsky.social•99 days ago

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