I think it's hilarious how they're putting jokes on the side of snacks now. Listen to this one: "Serving size: 3 cookies." - ThreadSky

kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com • 20 days ago

I think it's hilarious how they're putting jokes on the
side of snacks now.

Listen to this one: "Serving size: 3 cookies."

Comments

ceu---azul.bsky.social•19 days ago

I have never in my life opened a pack of Chips Ahoy that I didn't finish in one sitting

siso00.bsky.social•19 days ago

All of my snacks just say “Serving size: big cunt energy”

frenchiedad0601.bsky.social•19 days ago

LMFAO too !

5thinion.bsky.social•20 days ago

Reddi wip says that one can has 37 servings. 🤣🤣
Not in my house!

whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social•19 days ago

I can definitely eat 37 sips of redi whip without the fridge door closing.

pdc23.bsky.social•19 days ago

😆 (seriously, sometimes I do look and think "are they kidding?")

kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com•19 days ago

Have you ever looked at the serving size on those sprays like Pam? It's insane. I'm glad we've connected, PDC23. If you're ever looking for a break from the mayhem, my Substack is where I dig into more insights and fun. It’s free to join. No obligation—just a friendly invite. Link’s in my bio.

pdc23.bsky.social•19 days ago

Wait. What's that 1 squirt per use?
I'll look you up!

kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com•19 days ago

Yes but you can only spray for 1/4 of a second.

pufflebutz.bsky.social•20 days ago

😂

lollyfidy65.bsky.social•19 days ago

On mac n cheese, too....serving size 1/4 cup. Bwahahaha!! Best joke EVER!

shelibea.bsky.social•20 days ago

🤔😂😂

angelacatmom.bsky.social•20 days ago

The ice cream container is funnier. A pint is to share with you and three other friends.

kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com•19 days ago

THREE of my friends?! Who are they kidding? I'm so glad we've connected, Angela. If you're ever looking for a break from the mayhem, my Substack is where I dig into more insights and fun. It’s free to join. No obligation—just a friendly invite. Link’s in my bio.

nosey-lady.bsky.social•20 days ago

😂😂😂😂

howdoinco.bsky.social•20 days ago

They did the same thing on the back of shampoo and toothpaste under the code word "Directions".

stoshm.bsky.social•20 days ago

Oh cookie bag! You so crazy!

jvsylvester.bsky.social•20 days ago

A savvy marketer would put on a 1 lb. package of cookies: "Suggested serving size: the whole bag."

nantucket1946.bsky.social•20 days ago

Funny

donnadeka.bsky.social•19 days ago

Especially when there are 4 cookies in the pack!

charming-one.bsky.social•20 days ago

Lol

sasquatch111.bsky.social•19 days ago

sharonsf.bsky.social•20 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

thormageddon.bsky.social•20 days ago

Also ‘fun size’

Have you ever seen a fun size Snickers?? It’s barely 1/2 a bite.

Fun size? Give me a Snickers the size of a microwave. That’d be fun.

teeser.bsky.social•20 days ago

Major challenge for this one!

whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social•19 days ago

i'm at my dad's house and somehow my brother and niece are also here. It's actually helping me eat less because i'm embarrassed if they see me eat, but someone left ice cream in the freezer I may just steal while they're asleep now.

n0face.bsky.social•20 days ago

Do Thin Mints say "1 tube"? Because we all know.

seanmorrisuofan.bsky.social•20 days ago

I thought it was 2 cookies........

hellishchildren.bsky.social•20 days ago

It's one cookie for every year of your age.

seanmorrisuofan.bsky.social•20 days ago

Law of physics no doubt lol

watermia.bsky.social•20 days ago

the actual serving size of a box of girl scout cookies is one box

pikachannel.bsky.social•19 days ago

gotta have at least 20… :3

piper-sully.bsky.social•20 days ago

Surely that’s 4yo & under.

genirae.bsky.social•20 days ago

I consider this a matter of opinion. 😁

skybluesea.bsky.social•20 days ago

It’s how many I can stuff in my mouth without choking

dinoucla.bsky.social•19 days ago

👂tell me more

jacob-marlowe.bsky.social•20 days ago

I found a useful life-hack on this bottle of toilet cleaner.

"Stand upright and out of the reach of children."

angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social•19 days ago

Oreos have a weirdly high amount of iron so eating half a box is healthy when your iron is low

sandor22.bsky.social•19 days ago

The feng shui of cookie packaging… four would have really fucked up the flow! ☮️ Enjoy the day and keep the humor flowing

kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com•19 days ago

I hope you've had a great weekend yourself, sandor. I'm glad we've connected. If you're ever looking for a break from the mayhem, my Substack is where I dig into more insights and fun. It’s free to join. No obligation—just a friendly invite. Link’s in my bio.

sandor22.bsky.social•19 days ago

I certainly appreciate that. I’ve been sick on the couch and scrolling endlessly! Humor and wit are always great medicine! Especially with the shitshow we’re living through. ☮️ to and yours. Be well

kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com•19 days ago

Hope you feel better soon, sandor-