Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag
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He's looking at the scale, looking at how much heavier your heart is than a feather, and just adding a bunch more feathers to the other side. Like 10, 20, 50 feathers, just a pile of feathers on the other side of that scale and your heart's still beating it by a landslide.
He’s trolling you, dude. You will for sure be cast into infinite nothingness, but it’s all in good fun. Shoulda given your aunt a ride to the airport that one time, huh! Haha, I kid, I kid.
He did the whole “is this mjolnir?” on mine. I laughed because you gotta respect a good bit. I said, “aw no mate, it’s his!” I pointed at some blond guy with his hair in a man bun. He gave me a wink and waved me into some fields. Kinda sure mr.manbun screams like a pile of rubber chickens but louder
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Our god's the Sun God!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
(This got me in trouble, in character, at a vampire LARP.)
You're like they didn't eat you alive.
Dang typos
This is awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90fbklTMYVY