Profile avatar
smashpro1.bsky.social
The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
3,526 posts 258 followers 139 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 46 Comments 4

The targeted word lists the MAGAs are circulating are very clear indicators of who they’re going after (and it’s everyone who’s not a white, cis, straight, non-disabled Christian man)

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

one day an ugly guy will shoot a health insurance CEO and I'll finally feel represented

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

The audience has no idea what it wants, and chasing them is an idiotic waste of time. Make the art you want to make. Life is too short.

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Tazz After Dark. #wwe02

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

submitted 6 hours ago • 50 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Bounty Hunter/Bad Apple Bryan Keith warm up! Nobody tell him how many times I’ve said “Bone Apple Keith” or accidentally called him Bandit Keith despite him being him one of my favorite wrestlers

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

asking people to respond with five bullets is sure a choice of words right now

submitted 6 hours ago • 17 comments

Capcom Fighting Collection (Switch) is $28 US Dollars at VGP https://buff.ly/415zaeq $15.99 US PSN https://buff.ly/4gSjj92 (Steam) $13.59 Fanatical https://buff.ly/3D74kKr All VGP deals buff.ly/4h1YYyu #ad

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Small Package One Winged Angel

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Current status: we're smuggling eggs in from Mexico now. So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof! 1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing. 2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.

submitted 11 hours ago • 25 comments

I hate to be the one to get into semantics, but he won’t have that name if he’s Pope. You guys forget he’ll have to take a new hallowed name like Pope Calzonepuck XIV

submitted 7 hours ago • 31 comments

Check out my new ink

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

They're deleting all the old movies because they don't want you to know that it was once possible to be conventionally attractive with a regular amount of working out.

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

i basically just want to hold the paws of every animal

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

sorry to ask because i know everyone is struggling, but i'm really coming up short on money for the rest of the month and i still have expenses. if anyone could toss me a couple bucks or just share this i would really appreciate the help. venmo: magicmeows cashapp: $magicmeows ko-fi.com/magicmeows

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

the first time i played the sims i thought you could just let it run and go away from the computer like simcity with disasters off and i left it running when i did some chores and i came back and my sim was dead

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

lol that there are no Peruvian characters in Paddington in Peru, just British people, a Spanish guy and 100 CGI bears

submitted 4 hours ago • 31 comments

what happened to computer desks... they're so small and cheaply made now and good luck finding one with shelves and drawers

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

(hey kid want to buy some drugs voice) hey nerds wanna see some glass

submitted 5 hours ago • 14 comments

Julius Caesar sitting down in front of the mic: "The pod is cast"

submitted 4 hours ago • 11 comments

Peter Frampton voice: Ooh, baby, I like it raw

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

submissive and popeable

submitted 4 hours ago • 13 comments

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

submitted 4 hours ago • 69 comments

I math-ed it out, and right now your DOGE dividend is on track to be $4.29. Let me show my work.

submitted 7 hours ago • 50 comments

The first chapter of the Majima Pirate game must be insane from Jason’s perspective, like, your kid drags this 60 year old amnesiac off the beach and asks if he can keep him in the shed, then the next time you see him he’s dressed up like a ren faire performer and won a pirate ship in a fistfight.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

this is an act of unspeakable violence. it benefits no one, it doesn’t move a number on a balance sheet. it only guarantees that every one of these incarcerated transgender people will be tortured.

submitted 9 hours ago • 97 comments