Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% tryedto brake into tha silverwares drawer hahah! Attempt of larceny hahah! - ThreadSky

gonzo.bsky.social • 20 hours ago

Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% tryedto brake into tha silverwares drawer hahah! Attempt of larceny hahah!

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mamonty.bsky.social•11 hours ago

ebattermann.bsky.social•14 hours ago

hey, someone's gotta play the white hat hacker role for testing home security. obv the silverware drawer isn't secure enough. good job, well done!

farseeing.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Oh! Did you maybe hear a little mouse in that drawer, 🙀

casuallychaotic.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I blames MombsandDades!

If dey gives yus enuff snaks yus woodnt ned to be steeln silva to pawn for foods. 😄

moonrise70.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Now that my Ziggy is gone, you are my faffreit Gonzingo. Shhh don’t tell anyone 🤫🐈

deirdea.bsky.social•20 hours ago

You are really branching out, Gonzo! Nives and forks! Do you want to make your own hellocobber?

annie-lee.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Silverware? Really Gonzo! If you are going to commit a crime, make it count! Steal the treats!!!!! 🐾 bump you silly kitty.

natasharts.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Drawr fawlt. Open? Heh.

gonzo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Nop it waz closed i waz tryng to fix that setuashun

catmouflage.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Give him a silver candlesticks

pavlovcat.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Feeling creative today, eh Gonzo?

crochetcat.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Good boy! Keeping momb and dade on their toes 😻

maryes.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Occasional larceny attempts are acceptable. 😻

lvwards.bsky.social•18 hours ago

flabbergasted

julesingreen.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Hahah! Yu arr raskall!

outofnames.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Rotund (complimentary)

vixinnz.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Silverwares make nice chinky clinky noyses.

Did you haf fun, Gonzo?

knowapply.bsky.social•11 hours ago

🤣

glitchyskunk.bsky.social•20 hours ago

But Gonzo, larceny is a crime! Santa might hear!

parimoonforest.bsky.social•19 hours ago

But you're cute, so it's OK!

dinkybear.bsky.social•40 minutes ago

Burlargory!

carmeldb.bsky.social•20 hours ago

A new crimb!!! This is indeed a day for the history books.

karaninjara.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Tha larger yor crimb catalog, tha more unstoppabull you'll bee!

dezbot.bsky.social•19 hours ago

gran theft spoon

jcricket.bsky.social•17 hours ago

sounds like silly time got out of hand.

ccermele.bsky.social•12 hours ago

That’s something new for you…
I like it!!!

quigk.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Next crimb will involve jewelry, Gonzo?

biscoitothekitty.bsky.social•20 hours ago

expanding your crimbs catalog we love to see it!

chrischoptain.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I get the wanting shiny things impulse

plus they make a great noise if you can dump them on the ground

blueskycathub.bsky.social•19 hours ago

New crimb alert! Alsoe how yuo get so largeobongo

mirandatheb.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Is a ruse

danaaddydesigns.bsky.social•20 hours ago

What would you do with silverware when you don’t have thumbs to hold it?

lyrate.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Ooh, larceny! An exciting new activity!

irisblue.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Next time, have a fence lined up!
(Am loving these new crimbs, especially the ones where Momb is not bloodied.)

rorytheboycat.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Silverware’s new crime, yes?

gonzo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

YEZ

casuallychaotic.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Always goode to leern neu skills. 😄

mirandatheb.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Rezorsfull

missbingley.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Oooh will there be a new category on the crime report? Can’t wait to see!
Also, it’s Weds, the day for increased crimes so that tracks

lakegirl-69.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Larcenees!!! Bran New Crimb???

betsycooley.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Is that a new category?

gonzo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Yez!

betsycooley.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Yeah, Gonzo!

mirandatheb.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Our boi is groeng ups!

betsycooley.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He certainly is and he's branching out into new territories to celebrate.

marthaspizziri.bsky.social•20 hours ago

A new crime! 🙌🏼

sayonarapantalones.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Drawers, how they do that? 🧐🤨🧐

Honestly, this is scientific discovery and should not be crimbe category.

BUT am acksited that you’re shaking things up. Never let em know your next move! 💯👍💯

unipherene-io.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Aww. So cute! My kitty loved to go spelunking in any drawers and cabinets too.

Wonder what you would do if someone made a box maze for you.

yuddylicious.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I can only imagine the mayhems you'd get into with a dinner fork...

somewomaninohio.bsky.social•18 hours ago

That sounds a little forked up.

ripperelse.bsky.social•17 hours ago

❤️

rpgz.bsky.social•20 hours ago

you were looking for something to scratch your face on that is all lol

dailycuppa.bsky.social•20 hours ago

👏🏻💕👏🏻 Sooo goode! 🥄🍴

ellirahim.bsky.social•17 hours ago

What would you have done with the silverware Gonzo?

apostlesquirrel.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Larcenist cate

bergerbeebs.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Maastrer crimminell.

susanhoey.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Gonzo, I saw a green couch like yours for sale without the pothole in Garland Texas. https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/1022938179859151?media_id=1&ref=share_attachment

jcsenior.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Yeah being the poshest cat 🐈 you like fine dining with the silver stuff 😹😹😹😹😹😹😻👍

casperherself.bsky.social•17 hours ago

That's it, Gonz. Be yourself.

staceybowling.bsky.social•20 hours ago

But why did you need the silverwares, Gonzo? I’m sure you had good reason

gonzo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I just wanted to looke

thryothorus.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Let the record show that providing Inspection Services is not only not a crime, but a form of billable work. Compensation in treats (or helicopter shelf time) is appropriate.

mirandatheb.bsky.social•19 hours ago

S’ shynee innit

makingbetterworld.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Thot maybee Gonzo was hungree and started to set his tabel.

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