I can't believe I might have to apologise to Minecraft Story Mode - ThreadSky

orbwizard.bsky.social•174 days ago

That is No Sheep

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rilshock.bsky.social•174 days ago

Look how they massacred my boy PinkSheep

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femboytrevosa.bsky.social•174 days ago

It looks like they took the HYPERREALISTIC 1024x TEXTURE PACK WITH SHADERS trend from 10 years ago and went "That's it, our movie needs to look like that!"

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edrobot.bsky.social•174 days ago

You’d better.

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fractward.bsky.social•174 days ago

It's straight up those "Minecraft in Real Life" videos, down to the bone.

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casulal-m.bsky.social•174 days ago

This will be Minecraft in 2016

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indigovortex.bsky.social•174 days ago

I say we give it the sonic treatment and bully them into changing it /hj

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poppika.bapo.chat•174 days ago

looks like a really weird 2014 parody from a random minecraft youtuber

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bhimmel.bsky.social•174 days ago

This is how I learn that there is a Minecraft movie (?)

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toksan.bsky.social•174 days ago

this will be gaming in 2019

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roseanna.bsky.social•174 days ago

Good god what is this horror D:

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toasty.cx•174 days ago

someone should have stopped this from happening

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torithehoshi.bsky.social•174 days ago

I can hear the goat scream from this thing

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luesiashroom.bsky.social•174 days ago

What in God's name is that...

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bahbyhruh.bsky.social•174 days ago

Who in the heck decided this was a good design to use???

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fishy-the-witch.bsky.social•174 days ago

thanks i hate it

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quinnlanimai.bsky.social•173 days ago

This is what we lost Tenacious D to

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misterdisco.bsky.social•174 days ago

Maybe coming to the UK was a bad idea after all

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shinysamurott.bsky.social•174 days ago

This movie is going to be awful
I am so here for it

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ostrea.bsky.social•174 days ago

Why were you being mean to Minecraft Story Mode in the first place?

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gabrielgaucho.bsky.social•174 days ago

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gindro.com.br•174 days ago

Jesus Dan wth

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optimistbox.bsky.social•174 days ago

Why do they keep putting real people in CG environments...

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ethananous.bsky.social•174 days ago

I look forward to the apology video, Mr. Game

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ninjabluefyre.bsky.social•174 days ago

You should have already.

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yami.the-gay.cat•174 days ago

Called it

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nolopasaro.bsky.social•174 days ago

Yeah that movie is gonna be godawful

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snagstoothx3.bsky.social•174 days ago

I feel like it should have just been an animated movie

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tyleranims.bsky.social•174 days ago

The moment I saw actual people in the hyper realistic Minecraft world I knew…oooh this is bad

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cascorlie.bsky.social•173 days ago

How did they do worse...
Id watch a full length movie based off story mode before this shit

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yzahkin.games•174 days ago

Is this Sonic all over again?

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shvvhs.bsky.social•174 days ago

Oh look, a cross eyed sheep who screams and a unbothered llama (or whatever the hell that was)!

What's next? A bossy cat? A dumb dog?

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zombiethederg.bsky.social•174 days ago

I FOUND YOU

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trekkitech.bsky.social•174 days ago

I am still confused on why this movie has to exist. It feels like the one game that shouldn't have a movie tbh.

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alorxico.bsky.social•174 days ago

This trailer scares me. Specifically the bright pink jacket Jason is wearing. He can’t pull off pink.

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vegauau.bsky.social•174 days ago

If there is a god, it abandoned us… this is a sign…

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wolfriclyset.bsky.social•174 days ago

I'd question who'd this appeal to, but I know they chose the style to emulate the Minecraft in 8k click bait videos made for children

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square2.bsky.social•174 days ago

legitimately how did they decide to land on THAT of all things for the design

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crimisnail.bsky.social•174 days ago

Oh…oh no

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lmanbur.bsky.social•174 days ago

this has to be a dream right

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sorch011.bsky.social•174 days ago

that looks ai generated, someone please burn it alive

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bellkafka.bsky.social•174 days ago

You need to.

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ofplayers.net•174 days ago

They should've hired element animations or done it in the style of the trailers

Not This

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pyreticmalzeno.bsky.social•174 days ago

do...do you think it's too late to bully them like with the sonic movie.

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lukge1.bsky.social•173 days ago

yes

1 character vs a whole movie

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hellaciousphlegm.bsky.social•174 days ago

it's Warner Bros they will just write off the movie and have all the hard drives burned

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malevolentmango.bsky.social•174 days ago

So your saying there's a chance

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ribezera.bsky.social•174 days ago

this would be better

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krookzior.bsky.social•173 days ago

Will you replay story mode after watching this and see who sucks less? 😂

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feniiku.bsky.social•174 days ago

Dear lord what is THAT

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armm1998.bsky.social•174 days ago

Oh wow i hate it

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rensto.bsky.social•174 days ago

kill it. kill it with fire.

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brunostorm.bsky.social•174 days ago

I... just wanted to see Jack Black place blocks and shit cause he's in fucking Minecraft... why does it have to suck

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nikkibuh.bsky.social•174 days ago

is that........... fuckin pig

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brunostorm.bsky.social•174 days ago

Because I................. am fucking steve ........ ..... ..

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sundance-smt.bsky.social•174 days ago

the first movie to have only 9 year olds in the cinemas

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reyalos.bsky.social•174 days ago

I thought it was a troll of some kind.. omg it's a real thing... oh god...

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gentlefem.bsky.social•174 days ago

D e a r G o d

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conar.woke.cat•174 days ago

horrifying

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cmndr-zed.bsky.social•174 days ago

Apologize by revisiting it

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roseicecream.bsky.social•174 days ago

this is actually really smart, they’ll make it so bad that you NEED to see it
they’ll morb us

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akw.bsky.social•174 days ago

still refuse to watch morb...I did fall for cats though, I was a child during the first run I couldn't resist

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webb.spiderden.org•174 days ago

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rodrigo014164165.bsky.social•174 days ago

yeah https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_DBqVDM9

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sabitsune.bsky.social•174 days ago

It feels like a movie that came out 10 years ago with poor reception

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spud497.bsky.social•174 days ago

Stars have mercy on this poor creature....

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zennlee.bsky.social•173 days ago

What the HELL is THAT?????

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giovani1906.bsky.social•174 days ago

When I was looking at the trailer it reminded me of this image.

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thechaosenby.bsky.social•174 days ago

Somehow I feel like that would've been preferable lol

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dnyls.bsky.social•174 days ago

this is so cursed...

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radio2763.neocities.org•174 days ago

PH MY GOD WHAY THE HELL IS THAT 😭😭😭

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elibun.bsky.social•174 days ago

oh good god put it down

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luesiashroom.bsky.social•174 days ago

What mad God would create such a being.

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mon101.bsky.social•174 days ago

Microsoft

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gdnacho.bsky.social•174 days ago

i HAVE to watch this

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manndelion.bsky.social•174 days ago

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artiegx.bsky.social•174 days ago

God Lord, what in tarnation is that

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akw.bsky.social•174 days ago

but the whole thing with Minecraft is that it's as low poly as it gets

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stealthclaw.bsky.social•174 days ago

Is… is that that a screenshot of the Minecraft movie??? Oh god please no, please say some D:

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consu.bsky.social•174 days ago

They made Minecraft into an isekai for some reason

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alphonsemcsteel.bsky.social•174 days ago

wait... I thought it was going to be a live action? is it a CGI live action like The Lion King or are we going to have a real Jack Black in a weird CGI nightmare minecraft?

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