HEERZ HOW TO TOK GRATE LIKE I DO!
IF I WUNT PEEPLE TO BELEEV SUMTHIN I SAY "EVERWUN NOSE IT"!
IF I WUNT SUMTHIN DUN I SAY "EVERWUN WUNTZ THIS"!
IF I DONT LIKE SUMTHIN I SAY "EVERWUN IZ AGENST THIS"!
AN EVERTHIN IZ ALWAYZ "LIKE NO WUN HAZ EVER SEEN BEFOR"!
YOR WELCUM!
IF I WUNT PEEPLE TO BELEEV SUMTHIN I SAY "EVERWUN NOSE IT"!
IF I WUNT SUMTHIN DUN I SAY "EVERWUN WUNTZ THIS"!
IF I DONT LIKE SUMTHIN I SAY "EVERWUN IZ AGENST THIS"!
AN EVERTHIN IZ ALWAYZ "LIKE NO WUN HAZ EVER SEEN BEFOR"!
YOR WELCUM!
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AN ITZ NOT CUZ I'M FAT SO STOP SAYIN THAT!
I GOT THE BONE SPURZ!
THEY AR KINDA CYOOT THO! I WUNDER WUT PENGWIN TAYSTS LIKE! I MEEN IF IT WAS ROSTED OR BAYKT!
NAH, ITZ PROLLY MORE UV A CROKPOT THING!
BUT THE STOK MARKIT IZ UP! IN A GOING DOWN KIND UV WAY! NOBUDDY HAZ EVER SEEN MARKIT LOSSEZ GO UP SO FAST! THE FIGYERZ AR THRU THE ROOF!
YOR WELCUM, AMERIKA!
it's a portrait - of you!
It must have got vacuumed onto my phone from outer space, because I don't have #signal installed. Maybe it's from Hegsbreath.
How do you like it? Shall we hang it in your office?? It's called Tyrant Tantrum." Does evverwun like it???