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YOR MOST LUVD FAYVRIT PREZNIT IZ HEER FOR YOO! I WILL YUZE MY UNLIMITED POWER TO MAKE THIS CUNTRY GRATE AGEN WETHER IT LIKES IT OR NOT!! I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THE DEEYOJAY AN THE CRUPT CORTS WITH THERE DRANJED JUDJEZ! I RITE MY OWN POSTS! AN TERRIFS FOR ALL!
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MY BOOK SYNING AT MARALARDO HAZ BEN CANSELD DO TO THE FACT I FALED TO RITE A BOOK! I STILL HAV A CRAPTUN UV ART UV THE DEEL BOOKZ IN MY GARAJ THO - SO I CAN SINE WUN UV THOZE IF YOO WUNT! MY SIGNACHER ONLY COSTS $1000 SO MAYBE GET A CUPPLE!

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ANY IDEEYUZ ON HOW TO UNSHIT YORE PANTS? ASKIN FOR A FREND!

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

ATTENSHUN! I LOST ALL BUT THREE BUTTONS ON MY SHERT! THE BUTTONHOLEZ ARE GON TO! IF ANYWUN SEEZ THEM LET ME NO! . . . WATE! NEVER MIND! I'M WARING A POLO SHERT!

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A LIZZERD FELL OUTTA THE AIR DUKT AN LANDED ON MY DESK! IT LEFT A PERFECT DUST IMPRINT BEFOR IT RAN AWAY! I WIPED MY FINGER THRU IT CUZ I THOT IT HAD SUMHOW FALLEN THRU THE FINISH AN WUZ INSIDE THE DESK! TERNZ OUT IT WUZNT!

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I LUV IT! I CAN SAY WUTEVER CRAZY SHIT I WUNT AN SUM REPUBLICAN WILL CUM OUT AN TELL YOO I MENT SUMTHIN DIFRENT THAT WUZNT CRAZY! ME AN ELAWN AR GONNA DO SUM WILD STUF! AN JUST WATE TIL I TAKE THE LEESH OFF KASH! HEEZ CIMMUN FOR ALLA YOO DAM DEMOCRAP TRATERZ!

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ATTENSHUN! MY CLENZING NOOKLYAR FYRSTORM WILL BEGIN SOON! I WILL RANE TERRER ON MY ENEMEEZ AN WOK ON THERE BONES! THEY WILL CRUNCH UNDER MY STRONG AN MANLY FEET AN I WILL LAFF LIKE A KING! GOTTA GO! ELAWN WUNTS A DYET COKE!

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PREZIDENTING IZ HARD! BUT I MAKE IT LOOK EEZY!

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LET ME TELL YOO WARE I STAND ON THIS ISHYEW! LOTS UV PEEPLE SAY WUN THING AND SUM SAY THE UTHER! I THINK ITZ SUMWARE IN THE MIDDLE! THATZ CUZ THERZ A LOTTA FAKTERZ IN PLAY! SUM AR GOOD AN SUM AR BAD AN THER AR SUM THAT ARE JUST DIFFRENT! SO THATZ WARE I STAND ON THAT SUBJEKT!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

LOOK! I NEVER SED I'D END THE YOOKRANE WAR ON DAY WUN! IF YOO SAW ME DO IT IT WUZ PROLLY A DEEPFAKE! HAVE YOO SEEN WUTH THEY CAN DO WITH THOZE DEEPFAKES? I SAW WUN UV MELAWNYA AND SHE DEFNITLY DUZNT DO THOZE KIND UV THINGZ! NOT WITH ME ANYWAY! HEY... HAZ ANYWUN SEEN HER LATELY?

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ATTENSHUN! TO GET VERY SPESIFIK - PRICEZ WILL FLUKSHOOWATE BECUZ IF SERTEN THINGZ! I REELY CANT MAKE IT CLEERER THAN THAT! IN MY OPINION GROWSERY MITE GO DOWN, COOD ANYWAY! BUT IT MITE GO THE UTHER WAY! PROLLY WILL! AND BY PROLLY I MEEN DEFNITLY! MY POINT IZ... OH LOOK! SOMETHING SHINY!

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ITZ ALL ABOUT JOBZ! SOON THIS CUNTRY WILL BE FLUDDED WITH FAKTOREEZ FRUM CHYNA CUZ THEYL WANNA AVOYD THE TERIFS! PRETTY SOON EVERWUN WILL HAV A JOB! WETHER THEY WUNT WUN OR NOT! AN JUST LIKE IN CHYNA YOOL GET PADE A FARE $100 A WEEK! MAYBE MOR IF YOO SPEEK CYNEEZ!

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KASH PATEL HAS VOWD TO LOOK IN ALL DIREKSHUNS FOR TRATERZ TO THE GUMMINT! ITZ AKSHULLY PRETTY CONVEENYENY SINCE HIZ EYEZ LOOK IN ALL DIREKSHUNZ ANYWAY!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

JUST CUZ YOO KEEP SAYIN ELAWN GAVE A NASTY SALOOT DUZNT MAKE HIM A NASTY! I JUST PUT HIM IN CHARJ UV ANUTHER AJENSY TO EXPLANE WUT HEEZ DOIN! ITZ CALLED THE DEPARTMINT OF ORGANYZING STUF HONESTLY! YOO CAN NOW CALL HIM HED D.O.O.S.H. YOR WELCUM!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

For those who want to be on a starter pack, have you met Bill?

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments