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YOR MOST LUVD FAYVRIT PREZNIT IZ HEER FOR YOO! I WILL YUZE MY UNLIMITED POWER TO MAKE THIS CUNTRY GRATE AGEN WETHER IT LIKES IT OR NOT!! I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THE DEEYOJAY AN THE CRUPT CORTS WITH THERE DRANJED JUDJEZ! I RITE MY OWN POSTS! AN TERRIFS FOR ALL!
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I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MENY PEEPLE WUNT TO HAV SEX WITH ME! MILYUNZ UV WIMMEN AN EVEN MEN HOLDING SYNZ SAYIN THEY WUNT TO FUK TRUMP! I'M FLATTERD! REELY! BUT I CANT DO YOO ALL! JUST SEND ME THE GIRLS UNDER 20 YEERZ OLD! AN MAKE SHOR THERE PRETTY! OR AT LEEST WILLING! OR TYE THEM UP I GESS!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

HEERZ HOW TO TOK GRATE LIKE I DO! IF I WUNT PEEPLE TO BELEEV SUMTHIN I SAY "EVERWUN NOSE IT"! IF I WUNT SUMTHIN DUN I SAY "EVERWUN WUNTZ THIS"! IF I DONT LIKE SUMTHIN I SAY "EVERWUN IZ AGENST THIS"! AN EVERTHIN IZ ALWAYZ "LIKE NO WUN HAZ EVER SEEN BEFOR"! YOR WELCUM!

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

IF YOO WUNT TO NO MORE ABOUT WUT A GRATE PAYTREEYIT PEET EGGZHED IZ - THEY HAV A GRATE WRITE UP ON HIM ON WHISKYPEDIA! HE FOT IN WARZ AN UTHER TUFF STUFF! HE EVEN GOT SUM MEDULZ! PROLLY! MAYBE ENYWAY!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

SO, IZ EVERWUN IMPREST WITH THE WAY I IGNORD THE JUDJE? HE WUNTED TO NO HOO WUZ ON THE PLANE AN I TOLD HIM - CRIMINULZ! HE WUNTED THERE NAMEZ AN I DINT GIVE THEM TO HIM! WUTZ HE GONNA DO? TROOTH IZ - I DONT NO THERE NAMEZ! NO WUN DUZ! BUT THEY PROLLY AR BAD PEEPLE CUZ THERE BROWN!

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

BRAKING NOOZ! AFTER MY NORMAL BREKFAST UV 3 EGGAMUFFINZ AN A DYET COKE I MADE A PROKLAMAYSHUN! I THINK RAYJ AGENST THE MASHEEN SED IT BEST... FUK YOO I WONT DO WUT YOO TELL ME! MOST UV THE CUNTRY VOTED FOR THIS SO DONT WINE LIKE LITTLE BICHEZ WEN THINGZ GET WEERD!

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

BRAKING NOOZ! ELAWN HAZ SAYVD THE CUNTRY HUNERDZ UV BILLYUNZ A DOLLERZ AREDY! HE CREATED AN ALGORITHM ON WUT PARTZ UV THE GUMMINT TO CLOZE! DONT WERRY BOUT THE HUNERDZ UV THOWZANDZ UV PEEPLE HOO ARE NOW OUT UV WERK! ELAWN SEZ THEYL GET BY! HEEZ PROLLY RITE - OR NOT! ITZ WUN UV THE TO!

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

A MIDJIT CAME UP TO ME THE UTHER DAY! WELL, UP TO MY WASTE ENYWAY! I TOLD HIM WUT A GOOD LOOKIN MIDJIT HE WUZ! HE SED TO CALL HIM A LITTLE PERSUN AN THAT CALLIN HIM A MIDJIT WUZ THE SAME AZ CALLIN A BLACK GUY A NIGER! I SED "MIDJIT, PLEEZ"!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I'M HAVING A NOO PREZIDENSHUL SEEL MADE FOR ME! IT WILL REED - PREZNIT DONALD J TRUMP OFFEN RONG, NEVER IN DOWT THAT PROLLY SHOOD BE SPEL CHEKT!

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment