Now that these have gone out, we need a plan and hear me out. If you can go in, you should! They do not understand what the fuck they are actually asking for. A short 🧵
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Wheeeeeee RTO’s (return to office) orders are going out at the FDA. Allowances be damned! I call the desk by the coffee maker!
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Don’t use this one. Don’t annoy the IT people. It takes long enough to get real requests filled.
Amateurs!
A particularly obnoxious person at a certain tech company in Hillsboro, OR left for a week.
Building maintenance was called, and they sheet rocked over his door and installed new baseboard.
35 years later, he may still be wandering the halls looking for his office…
We don’t move coffee pots, but have loctited coffee cups to countertops.
Also if I ever have a child, they will be named level. In case they mix up their letters
Sort of like a few of the other tech personalities we know…
Oops. I tired. It's still broken. 😁
'Accidentally' snap clip off eithernet cable, trying to 'fix' it.
Internet down. Can't work. 😁
Now I work in a county building with proper IT.
Do not ask how I know these things. It's ancient, wicked knowledge. I pass it to you now.
Do not sign ad hoc agreements.
My point is, they think you will be so annoyed that you are being forced to come in, that you won’t. Your good trouble is to go in and annoy them till they send you back home.
#BeLikeMud
And maybe don’t microwave a jalapeño. That might actually hurt someone.