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crosseyednoli.bsky.social
Lap cat of #AltGov. Proud member of #AltFam. Accidental elected official.
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Oh, absolutely.

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Hey - Elroy wants to know what we got done this week. #AltGov added some new accounts, has been interviewed by multiple outlets, organized some upcoming actions, & dispelled his own lies about the astronauts on ISS. Comment what you did to #Resist. #WhatDidYouDoElon

Also if you feel strongly about Eric Adams, you should call your city councilmember to express that and ask for their position. You’d be surprised. Hochul’s stance is highly disappointing but it doesn’t come from nowhere. Press all your electeds. City elections are in 5 months. Ask candidates too.

Rep Raskin has been great. Rep Ocasio-Cortez has been great. And Rep Frost and Rep Crockett. Senator Murphy. Maybe no one knew exactly what to do. But such people laid down a clear marker. Let’s respect these and other elected federal representatives who stood out these first few weeks.

Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

happy friday! just leaving this here...

This has always been eugenics. ALWAYS.

Dear every #altgov account: thank you. This citizen is grateful for you. You are the glimmer of hope.

How does having trained staff at places like DHS, DOEd, DHHS, & DOC protect Americans? Without them, we couldn't fight child abuse, prosecute CSAM traffickers, & prevent early deaths. Your federal government is a cooperative of highly skilled, dedicated citizens who work to protect kids everyday.

Do not comply in advance. Stand in the way of those who would subvert what the flag represents. We do not kneel to a would-be king. Be the friction that slows their progress.

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

Boeing, you’ve been training for this for years! Godspeed.

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

Oh, sweet lord…

Here is our release/statement about what the U.S. State Department is trying to do to our little community school

#AltGov #AltFam: We pledge to protect Brooke under any circumstances.

I still have to go in and check all the citations, and I do find errors. Also, I'm not comfortable assuming citable information on the web is accurate. This makes the time saved a bit of a wash for me right now. Also, if you're not already an expert, it's hard to know what to suspect.

Last night, Trump signed a new EO basically declaring himself king, using the Unitary Executive Theory—aka “POTUS can do whatever the fuck POTUS wants” doctrine. I didn't know much about it, but here's what I've learned so far. It’s the legal theory behind every wannabe dictator’s wet dream. 🧵

Here's a story about the community counterdisinfo school I have been helping get started, @darktimesacademy.bsky.social. We had to tell the Trump State Department to take a hike after they started demanding student lists and class materials

Major news! A court in Montana has just declared SB458, a bill that "defines sex" in a way that ends the legal recognition of transgender people in Montana, as facially unconstitutional. This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on! Huge win for trans people in MT!

Governor, it’s time for you and other blue states to break the glass on extraordinary measures to defend your state citizens from the existential threat of government that is no longer the constitutional order. You and other governors need to be the constitutional order and create a union. now.

#AltGov has existed since the beginning of Trump 1.0 During that time, many accounts were created, including the incredible coalition that became @altnps.bsky.social. Their members coalesced behind 1 account while we operate individually. 2 paths -> 1 common goal. Nothing but love flows each way.

Now is the time to be the helpers.

In the Oval Office presser with son and the President, Elon Musk talked about how the US is a bureaucracy. He's not wrong, but the impact he claims is misleading. I break this down and explain journalism's role in this week's Unspun Podcast. redcircle.com/shows/56c050... or where you pod.

Elon had the FDA employees who were reviewing his brain implant company fired: www.yahoo.com/news/fda-sta...

The cat is out of the bag, so let's make it official: Verified #AltGov members now have a verified label displayed. Simply click the bluesky link below & subscribe. That's it. Tell your followers! bsky.app/profile/altg...

There’s a tradition in the #alt community to do a #AMA at certain points. So, as we’ve hit that (well, past it) it’s AMA. So here’s notice. AMA today at 7:00 East/6 C/5 M/4 P.

Sharing again since this is 50501 day

The old monsters are dead and the new monsters are struggling to be born; now is the time of shitposting