It occured to me that the biggest dicks always have the littlest ones. Also: Titties. - ThreadSky

whtizwrongwitu.bsky.social•82 days ago

If you were bald in elementary school, you would grow up to be a fucking douche bag just like Elon.

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eastcoastchick.bsky.social•81 days ago

He should have sprung for bigger implants.

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audiophile559.bsky.social•81 days ago

“Titties”🙌😂😂😂🙌

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gjahn.bsky.social•82 days ago

Moobs

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mrkkits.bsky.social•81 days ago

Pasty POS

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mistidebusk.bsky.social•81 days ago

So gross.

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kittypurr1.bsky.social•82 days ago

Evil muskrat moobs?

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calidemocrat.bsky.social•81 days ago

Ewwwww! He's disgusting.

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coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•82 days ago

The least Elon could have done was put on a sports bra.

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nctowncrier.bsky.social•81 days ago

Apparently...

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thelonerunner18.bsky.social•81 days ago

hair plugs

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satantrump.bsky.social•81 days ago

Yeah, but I think RFK could still get some raw milk out of them!🤣

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lc21.bsky.social•82 days ago

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simwins.bsky.social•82 days ago

Titsla needs nipple covers.

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wasted-tribble.bsky.social•82 days ago

🤣

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seattlegirlreno.bsky.social•82 days ago

Omg 😂

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ledbelly.bsky.social•82 days ago

He's absolutely a fine figure of a umm, aah, hmmm, I dunno.

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michexposures.bsky.social•82 days ago

Fokkers were decent planes. There is no way that's Fokker.

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autumnleaf13.bsky.social•81 days ago

🤢🤮

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sparkedoff.bsky.social•81 days ago

Does ketamine trigger estrogen in males? He’s got moobs.

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rsuprina1.bsky.social•81 days ago

Ewwwww

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bluecandace.bsky.social•81 days ago

the shadow makes it look like he has on a bra too - LOL

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liberalgigi.bsky.social•82 days ago

Is he wearing a bra or is it the lighting??? 🤮🤮🤮

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elventhing.bsky.social•82 days ago

He needs a training bra.

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lisalm64.bsky.social•81 days ago

TIT acular

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apzzazz.bsky.social•81 days ago

He needs a bra more than I do.

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drivingforbush.bsky.social•81 days ago

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dudespissed.bsky.social•82 days ago

We are born women, as Eddie Vedder once wailed, “It’s evolution, baby!”

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leohorishny.bsky.social•82 days ago

Eloons moobs.😳

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dawnyriver.bsky.social•82 days ago

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suannelqr.bsky.social•82 days ago

The monkey with the smallest testicles screams the loudest.

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lioness1222.bsky.social•82 days ago

And, he needs a padded bra because no one wants to see those nips.

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lioness1222.bsky.social•82 days ago

That's a solid A cup right there.

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kittrdg.bsky.social•82 days ago

#MuskMoobs

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texanacantante.bsky.social•81 days ago

Mr DeMayo… I believe the politically correct term is … “Moobs.”

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jatee.bsky.social•82 days ago

Solid B-cup. Couple milkshakes short of a C.

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totoinkansas.bsky.social•82 days ago

And send me a honey love bra in basic black. 🤮🦋💙

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fornits.bsky.social•82 days ago

President of the IBTC

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armyveteran.bsky.social•81 days ago

Musk said it best

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taquitothepuppet.bsky.social•81 days ago

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reclaimingkaren.bsky.social•81 days ago

And often, strangely misshapen.

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slcole.bsky.social•82 days ago

It's cold in space.

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edelweisspirat.bsky.social•82 days ago

Maybe it's why he is such a whiny little bitch, because his nipples are the first thing to enter the room?

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maggiemay18.bsky.social•82 days ago

Elmo put a bra on FFS. Have some decency. Make it padded, looks like you’re chilly

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flvillager.bsky.social•82 days ago

Pysch Meds cause breast development on men.

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chummychumlee.bsky.social•82 days ago

Then he should have double D's.

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eoawild.bsky.social•81 days ago

There’s a back story

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bdemayo.bsky.social•82 days ago

Oh lmao I didn't even realize there was a @theliamnissan.bsky.social quote in this til I put it up there 😅

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dirtynerney.bsky.social•82 days ago

One of the few things that I miss about that other shit site was seeing Liam Nissan regularly provoke MAGA idiots into making fools in themselves. I miss 3 Year Letterman too.

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tazgal52.bsky.social•82 days ago

I saw it right away! He's too funny 😂

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bdemayo.bsky.social•82 days ago

See the thumbnail when I selected it only showed Elon but Liam gave me that to make some memes out of it that I don't think he ever used anyways lol so whoops 🤷🏼‍♂️😅

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tazgal52.bsky.social•82 days ago

I thought he bravely posted this on Twitter before. I love her is Musk's face all the time.

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tazgal52.bsky.social•82 days ago

*he* is in Musk's face all the time! Oops!😂

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