Patriot front guys marched in Columbus, Ohio and the citizens threw canned vegetables at them. And that’s even the funniest part, they called the cops. 🤣🤣🤣 #SheShed - ThreadSky

jodiepp1948.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Patriot front guys marched in Columbus, Ohio and the citizens threw canned vegetables at them. And that’s even the funniest part, they called the cops. 🤣🤣🤣
#SheShed

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bltsofttaco.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hopefully some bosses and coworkers notice their bruises on Monday and start asking questions. I really hope we get to the rotten tomatoes and vegetables throwing stage.

truthistheword.bsky.social•2 days ago

Poor babies. I hope they're ok.

androidmedia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Appears this was from a Nov 2024 incident.

Just in time for Thanksgiving.

androidmedia.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's rude if you don't open the cans first.

bethtoja.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wimps.

denimeyer.bsky.social•2 days ago

I love the line, “Eggs might be expensive but canned vegetables are only a dollar.”

gene47.bsky.social•2 days ago

Never understood why AG Garland did not label Patriot Front, Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, NAZI's and the rest of these groups as terrorist groups then proceed accordingly..

sammiestsam.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hot damn🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣

jodiepp1948.bsky.social•2 days ago

They called the cops 🤣🤣 the fucking nerve of them.

sammiestsam.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh girl that's what all those dumb fucks do up here. They go around gin up fear. Then, when they receive the almost immediate consequences for their actions, they run and play the victim. Which is the biggest common denominator for all ppl who support Trump and racist bs terrorist groups.

sammiestsam.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's also the only part of this nazi take over that is chuckle worthy around here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

tearsofthefallen.bsky.social•2 days ago

I can't wait for them to come against real armed resistance. These morons cower to cans, imagine arms 🤣. We need groups like the Black panthers back imo

sammiestsam.bsky.social•2 days ago

Agreed

basketcasedeb.bsky.social•2 days ago

I've been saying this!!! DONATE TO BLACK LIVES MATTER. I have a feeling they'll be around. Then the little pussies will run to their mom's fucking basement. I'd pay to see that shit.

lalabiso.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why would you need to escalate to arms when a can of green beans will do?

basketcasedeb.bsky.social•2 days ago

Exactly. They're hoping the cops are on the same, shitty side, they're on. Drama mammas.

dangerjane.bsky.social•2 days ago

You just unraveled the maga movement in a post. Smartie 🤓

masitax.bsky.social•2 days ago

Many of the goons are LE, 💔

powerandlight.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lol, I read cans *and* vegetables, so the vegetables were slightly less deadly out of a can, and I presume the cans were empty. Really a good use of biodegradable and recyclable products in a protest! Easy cleanup afterward. And cheaper than eggs!!!

whidbey54.bsky.social•2 days ago

Cannd food? I am going to drive around with canned food in my car!!! GREAT IDEA!

ripleybo.bsky.social•1 day ago

The ultimate stealth weapon!
“ sorry officer that must have fallen out of my groceries “ 😂

battleax-70.bsky.social•1 day ago

This IS great !!!!

falkirkbairnexiled.bsky.social•2 days ago

Brilliant! I hope they got it on video.

justbegreene.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is the post that will get me through today! Start your day with a smile.😊

patriciaabm.bsky.social•2 days ago

Okay, this is really funny. Who came up with the idea of canned vegetables? 😛

occamsbathrobe.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna1240780

patriciaabm.bsky.social•2 days ago

The crowd could have picked them up later & eaten them. 🤷🏼‍♀️

kathyg65.bsky.social•1 day ago

cans of smelly fish at them... sardines, salmon, etc.

basketcasedeb.bsky.social•2 days ago

Little assholes. Vegetables for vegetables.

dangerjane.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bean em with the green beans Ho Ho Ho green giant

blues-pinion.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂

alphistia.bsky.social•2 days ago

eggs are simply too expensive to throw at Nazis...a can of corn costs only 99 cents at Aldi's and bruises so much better!

tom4u.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://www.snopes.com/news/2023/05/22/patriot-front-feds/

tumbelina.bsky.social•1 day ago

well if trump can throw towels at vulnerable puerto ricans then we can do better!

samrado.bsky.social•2 days ago

COULD HAVE THROWN FRESH VEGETABLES N GOT THE SAME WHINING!🐓🐓🐓

pgau.bsky.social•2 days ago

.. tough-guy pansies calling the police to protect them?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

whatchaknooow.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

amyblufrog.bsky.social•2 days ago

If I had to catch a charge, I’d like it to be for assaulting a nazi… with a can of creamed corn.

dawnyriver.bsky.social•2 days ago

Same

dawnyriver.bsky.social•2 days ago

The small cans are easier to chuck and I think more accurate.

dawnyriver.bsky.social•2 days ago

Does anyone have video footage of this? If so, I pledge to share it everyday

paxchristi1961.bsky.social•1 day ago

#ProtestsEveryday

#TownhallsEveryday

atarifan2600.bsky.social•2 days ago

The un-funny part being that in Ohio, the Neo nazis called the cops, and the cops drove them around and helped them rally and regroup.

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/crime/2025/02/21/police-officer-body-camera-sh9/79297653007/

leslielyons.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s not ok

dawnyriver.bsky.social•2 days ago

Many cops are with these nazis

leslielyons.bsky.social•2 days ago

Toxic males

mrspebbleton.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not surprising. While canned food is funny, in fact it can do some damage, so from a cop's perspective, it's technically an assault. Should have used bags of marshmallows.

chicken-chick.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is great!

realtomchapman.bsky.social•2 days ago

RELEASE THE CANNED PEAS!

donnadeka.bsky.social•2 days ago

I recommend vegetables from the dumpster at the grocery stores. Disgusting to be hit with them, but they don’t actually damage anyone.

leslielyons.bsky.social•2 days ago

I guess they had just been to the grocery store?

thebatman9000.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

ladylindapsychic.bsky.social•2 days ago

Asparagus is too good for them! Maybe canned potatoes...

joiseydoc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Canned yams would be too perfect! 👌

kathwertheim.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s funny, but actually you don’t want to throw something that can cause bodily injury or can be thrown back at you. That’s why I recommend rotten tomatoes.

tastewart.bsky.social•1 day ago

“Eggs might be expensive but canned vegetables only cost a dollar”! 🤣

dhbrown808.bsky.social•2 days ago

Too funny

mzkatonic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Okay, you win Bluesky for the day. I'm closing it down because that's a high note to end my feed of existential dread. Thank you!

novaf13.bsky.social•2 days ago

Those poor boys! /s

galfox.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ouch, but shit great idea. Stop the Nazis AND clean our my cabinet! A win/win for the resistance!

mlake87.bsky.social•2 days ago

“Eggs might be expensive but canned veggies are only a dollar” 💀🪦🤣

existentialbread.bsky.social•2 days ago

designerplant.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hear me out… Canned Vegetable Cannon. It’s gonna win the war.

bareinthewoods.bsky.social•2 days ago

No, I think the funniest part is they threw canned vegetables. God I hope there was some granny on the side in the trenches with a can opener popping tops before they went airborne.

blacniss.bsky.social•2 days ago

!!!! Mommy!!!

skychaserjenn.bsky.social•2 days ago

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🩵

meltart.bsky.social•2 days ago

Taken down by a can of beets. Heading to the dollar store and stocking up.

mommabean.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂 I hate creamed corn😂😂😂

advantardeodus.bsky.social•2 days ago

French Canadian Bean Soup.

jhchrist.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is wonderful!!!

Eggs are too expensive these days, but what's the most affordable canned vegetable to lob at a Nazi, I wonder??

jiraniheart.bsky.social•1 day ago

Okay, I admit I was just wearily scrolling when I saw this- I laughed soooo hard!! Canned cream corn works as a weapon against Nazis! Who knew?

deedavis.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love this so much, and hey, I have lots of canned veggies - most of which are expired - so if anyone needs 'ammo' just let me know.

kgkellygirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

I guess they can can it

taoskie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Brb, going to stock up on refried beans.

jhchrist.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think sardines might be a good investment too. But I'd pair them with a plastic glove, and open the can, then toss the sardines at those losers--make them smell like fishies!!!

pawbaby2.bsky.social•1 day ago

prime157.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm in Columbus proper...

I missed this?!

Looks like I'm going down a rabbit hole.

merlyngabriel.bsky.social•2 days ago

what a bunch of losers https://eu.dispatch.com/videos/news/crime/2024/11/25/video-shows-neo-nazis-who-marched-in-short-north-claimed-to-be-victims-of-violence/76572614007/

androidmedia.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is dated Nov 25, 2024

merlyngabriel.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, I remember when it was first posted, I should have made note of it. It was the closest I could find to illustrate how moronic these idiots are. Good that you mention it.

ownedbyadachshund.bsky.social•2 days ago

Cry harder.

jagarvaken.bsky.social•2 days ago

🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫

skrappi.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hate parade taken down by a can of asparagus! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

jodiepp1948.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

globalfixer.bsky.social•2 days ago

My family is in Columbus.. I feel good about this🤣🤣🤣

senorraymundo.bsky.social•2 days ago

People should save up bags of dog poop. Catapult your dirty cat box litter at them. Just start flinging those next time these facist assholes come around. Save on your canned veggies. We're probably gonna need those.

ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social•1 day ago

👏🏼👏🏼😂👏🏼👏🏼

fairydogma.bsky.social•2 days ago

I feel like we could bring the trebuchet back for this.

zdepthcharge.bsky.social•2 days ago

Those Nazi fucks marched a block or two from where I grew up. I don't get why the Nazis chose the Short North. There are other neighborhoods where they wouldn't have been met with canned goods.

#EndFascists #EndOlgiarchs #EndNeoliberals

hollyjoidaho.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s 4:15 in the morning and I have to get ready for work but this made me smile. Oh hell, this made me giggle like a teenager. At this point I will take my joy wherever I can get it!