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Father, animal lover, semi-retired chef, professional stay at home dad. World’s worst Birder. Would defeat Ash Ketchum in a 6v6 Pokemon battle.
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What Simpsons cube are you bringing this summer?

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"I maintain mechs" "Cool, what's that look like?"

submitted 1 day ago • 287 comments

I just wanna play bass in an Abba cover band. Is that really too much to ask?

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One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....

submitted 3 days ago • 252 comments

Chinese trolling us…

submitted 2 days ago • 600 comments

I will try to put this in football terms. We are a team that people think is gonna suck, so we have to offer lower prices for season tickets. Thinks of yields (which move opposite to prices) as the amenities—like throwing in hot dogs and drinks to make the tickets more enticing.

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

When you show up at Agincourt but you brought the wrong bow.

submitted 4 days ago • 104 comments

Just gonna leave this here…

submitted 6 days ago • 422 comments

It was a nice dollar we had once.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This shit made my day. Everyone in the car accident was fine FYI.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I kind of want to go

submitted 8 days ago • 1904 comments

This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 8 days ago • 1048 comments

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

submitted 8 days ago • 227 comments

I wanna go to a sports game and start a “Free Luigi” chant.

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