We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
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Puzzled by what it was supposed to say originally.
No Corks? < Only wine in screwtops. Could be.
No Forks? < Spifes only.
No Jorks? < No JD Vances.
No Norks? < Bristish slng for boobies.
No Porks? < Dietary preferences?
No Vorks? < I think that's in Russia
No Zorks? < No text adventures.
Love broken neon. Like this one. There are many saints in Christianity. Far too many to mention. But one of the more recently canonized saints, and also a highly popular one, is Saint Donuts.
I once posted a pic of my Ork tattoo in r/orks, it went down fairly well but people seemed more interested in my ACAB one, which makes total sense the more I think about it
Especially those of us who grew up in the 80s and 90s. I have a G1 Prime and (coincidently) an Ork model sat almost next to each other on a shelf behind me. 😆
Set this as my phone's home screen. The best part is, I'm going to forget that I did that and it's going to make me laugh like doofus the next time I see it.
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@wib.bsky.social and @snipethesorrow.bsky.social have the best rendition. Please hear this comment in their voices.
Uh...table 9?
No Corks? < Only wine in screwtops. Could be.
No Forks? < Spifes only.
No Jorks? < No JD Vances.
No Norks? < Bristish slng for boobies.
No Porks? < Dietary preferences?
No Vorks? < I think that's in Russia
No Zorks? < No text adventures.
RULES ❌
ORKS ✔️
maybe I'm just really tired but I lost my shit at 'orks'
paging @themountaingoats.bsky.social
Pray
Orcs
Tying the "no gods, no rules" parts to the restaurant itself.
"Aruman"
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