Driving here is cocaine. Fucking 55mph streets in residential blocks. People go 35 in parking lots. Jaywalking would be like running across I-90. I love it.
Every orange I’ve eaten (only 2 so far) is like the best perfect orange you win from the orange lottery in the grocery store. Unlike those dried-out-on-a-truck dehydrated ass mealy oranges you usually end up with after they get driven up the coast.
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