A haiku: I'm grateful for you Greggs triple chocolate doughnut You light up my lunch - ThreadSky

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jackusmaracus.bsky.social • 90 days ago

A haiku:
I'm grateful for you
Greggs triple chocolate doughnut
You light up my lunch

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lamelycanthrope.bsky.social•90 days ago

I read this as @nowherenearberlin.bsky.social made you donuts at first 😂

jackusmaracus.bsky.social•90 days ago

You know what? He’s never offered to make me doughnuts. Come on Greg, sort it out mate!

nowherenearberlin.bsky.social•89 days ago

But but but! You just said you have them for your lunch!

Man, if I have to live with this whole sausage roll gimmick then at least let me take credit for EVERYTHING Greggs bakes and sells!

jackusmaracus.bsky.social•89 days ago

If you want credit for everything they sell, you’ll need to wear that sausage roll outfit a lot more.

nowherenearberlin.bsky.social•88 days ago

But that's not a Greggs work uniform (imagine if it was though)

lamelycanthrope.bsky.social•88 days ago

But you wouldn’t need a name tag if you wore a sausage roll costume. People would just assume you’re a Greg(g)

lamelycanthrope.bsky.social•88 days ago

So Greg brings donuts and sausage rolls, and I bring chicken at the next meet up? This will be quite the potluck.

jackusmaracus.bsky.social•88 days ago

And I’ll bring my sparkling personality!

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