100 people telling you they wanna fuck you counts as you having sex once - ThreadSky

cockremover.bsky.social • 110 days ago

100 people telling you they wanna fuck you counts as you having sex once

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canky-sores.bsky.social•110 days ago

but it will never fill the void.

nemopseudonym.bsky.social•110 days ago

That's what Bad Dragon is for, natch.

canky-sores.bsky.social•110 days ago

Just looked up Bad Dragon. That thing would fill voids I didn’t even know I had.

xanderoconnor.bsky.social•110 days ago

first 99 are gooning.

you get to call them your goons.

fromsoftdog2.bsky.social•110 days ago

Goddamn, didn't know I was racking up numbers on Grindr like this

keviepu.bsky.social•110 days ago

If it’s 33.33 people tell you that’s considered first base

tgirl.fail•110 days ago

Now I need to find 100 people who will say this to me.

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

101 now

tgirl.fail•110 days ago

Bidenomics

fleur.computer•110 days ago

100 people fucking you counts as one person telling u they wanna have sex with u too i think

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

idk u wanna find out togetjer?

fleur.computer•110 days ago

how many ppl do u count as dear?

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

i tweet like 100, so

fleur.computer•110 days ago

ok, when can you be in the united states?

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

idk how fast ppl can smuggle me into america

emma.bzky.team•110 days ago

Completely unrelated but like I hear Vancouver is really nice this time of year

olivegirlythings.bsky.social•110 days ago

Is this what you meant by metaphorically cheating on your partner

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

no that was me lying, i was actually cheating that time

illumi.meme•110 days ago

this is how I lost my virginity

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

you have not lost your virginity lol

illumi.meme•110 days ago

correct i reproduce symbiotically

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

thats not how that works

illumi.meme•110 days ago

have you tried?

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

do i look like i wouldnt?

skadihehe.skadi.diy•110 days ago

if 100 people say they want to fuck you and the 100th one does, does that count as getting fucked once or twice

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

depends on when they say it and when they do it. we'd have to look at it on a case-by-case basis

ruashua.bsky.social•110 days ago

Nice, 100 more to go!

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

97 for me

levithefrank.bsky.social•110 days ago

Dam. I'm stuck at 99. If only there was someone who could get me all the way.

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

There isnt

levithefrank.bsky.social•110 days ago

One of these days you'll slip up and give me a win

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

i slip up all the time, i just never actually fall

levithefrank.bsky.social•110 days ago

That's why there's only one set of footprints at times. It's me holding you.

cumandpee.bsky.social•110 days ago

I'm 03% there since starting my transition

nemopseudonym.bsky.social•110 days ago

"Fuck You!", and any variant thereof, counts as a confession of a desire to fuck you.

hangmanfan.bsky.social•110 days ago

I forgot the count after 1... and that was someone telling they're gonna fuck me up.. but I look on the bright side, so...

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

let me have this one please

the.girl.of.calamitousintent.com•110 days ago

what if I allude to it on 100 separate occasions in your reply chains?

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

thats still 1 person

the.girl.of.calamitousintent.com•110 days ago

you don't what kinds of diagnoses i have, lady

1dolarbajablast.bsky.social•110 days ago

what if one person says it 100 times

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

i nut

1dolarbajablast.bsky.social•110 days ago

ok girl valid!!!!

leenapier.bsky.social•110 days ago

By this metric… *cries*

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

*of happiness*

akifirebird.bsky.social•110 days ago

Just cuz I said fuck you doesn't mean I'm telling you I wanna have sex with you. I mean It doesn't /not/ mean that...

newformkyle.bsky.social•110 days ago

Think that means I’m at first base now, which I see as an absolute win.

stevesuckington.bsky.social•110 days ago

Then does every 100 people telling you they don’t wanna fuck you subtract one time you’ve had sex?

cockremover.bsky.social•110 days ago

no you cant subtract sex

stevesuckington.bsky.social•110 days ago

*wiping brow* whew i thought i was in trouble

loogawa.bsky.social•110 days ago

How does this affect the plot of Hocus Pocus?

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